Climbing over the wall is good for the core alright.
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Going up an extra floor or two in the main building away from lecture halls and tutorial rooms towards faculty offices was always a worthwhile concession to make.
I always avoid the toilets in the Shrodinger Building, an area full or roaster student Woodwork and Tech Drawing teachers.
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They had the tracing paper texture bog roll in the toilets in the main building. Obscene
The White House jacks was premium crapping. Back entrance to the building where the university president and visiting dignitaries were hosted
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I used to head down from floor 5 to ground floor even if it was just for a piss. HR were based there and the mens jacks were always quiet. Iād say people probably thought i worked in HR.
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Another good tactic to move to areas with little male footfall
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Recently joined a new office, where toilet etiquette is sadly lacking. Some serious slurry spreaders, who dont appreciate the golden rule of leaving the spot as you would like it to be.
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You need to think of going for shits in public places like being surrounded by the enemy with limited ammunition. If you need to have a good shit, make it count.
I couldnāt understand, in UL, youād go into some cubicles and all the jacks roll would be pulled out and on the ground and the jacks would be overflowing with shit and piss, blocked up, but it made sense when there were so many people from Kerry in UL. Twas like a grizzly bear went in and wrecked the place.
When I usually saw the cleanerās trolley outside the door, Iād hang tough until they finished and them go in and launch into one. I never went near the jacks near busy spots. Disaster zone.
There were a few in the floors below the old canteen in the old building, that were usually quiet and good for shits.
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Whatās the procedure when the need to deposit manifests itself when on a Team call? Is it a simple matter of just dropping a ābrbā into the meeting chat or would you try to tough it out as long as possible to the end of the call?
turn off the camera and sound and away with you sure
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āApologies my connection isnāt great for some reason so Iām going off camera to make sure I hear everyone.ā
And then mute yourself while while you scut all over the porcelain.
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Adult diapers. Always be ready
Apologies - need a quick bio break
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Had 6 pints last night and needed to evacuate my bowels. Lo and behold who walks into trap 2 beside me, only the hot* one at work. Now thereās a decent level of soundproofing here but even still, I was fair feathering the throttle so to speak trying to get the job done.
Her trip to the jacks was almost completely silent.
*only one under 50
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Do you work with Ally McBeal?
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Are shared toilets now a thing in offices?
All the traps in the menās taken, perhaps
We have a two-trap unisex job thatās WAY too close to the kitchen
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A subtle way of ensuring people donāt spend a half hour in the traps.