Toilet Etiquette at Work

Climbing over the wall is good for the core alright.

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Going up an extra floor or two in the main building away from lecture halls and tutorial rooms towards faculty offices was always a worthwhile concession to make.

I always avoid the toilets in the Shrodinger Building, an area full or roaster student Woodwork and Tech Drawing teachers.

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They had the tracing paper texture bog roll in the toilets in the main building. Obscene

The White House jacks was premium crapping. Back entrance to the building where the university president and visiting dignitaries were hosted

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I used to head down from floor 5 to ground floor even if it was just for a piss. HR were based there and the mens jacks were always quiet. I’d say people probably thought i worked in HR.

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Another good tactic to move to areas with little male footfall

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Recently joined a new office, where toilet etiquette is sadly lacking. Some serious slurry spreaders, who dont appreciate the golden rule of leaving the spot as you would like it to be.

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You need to think of going for shits in public places like being surrounded by the enemy with limited ammunition. If you need to have a good shit, make it count.
I couldn’t understand, in UL, you’d go into some cubicles and all the jacks roll would be pulled out and on the ground and the jacks would be overflowing with shit and piss, blocked up, but it made sense when there were so many people from Kerry in UL. Twas like a grizzly bear went in and wrecked the place.
When I usually saw the cleaner’s trolley outside the door, I’d hang tough until they finished and them go in and launch into one. I never went near the jacks near busy spots. Disaster zone.
There were a few in the floors below the old canteen in the old building, that were usually quiet and good for shits.

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