Toilet Etiquette at Work

I think this chap was having a bad day and was retreating to his favourite place to seek solace and calm. @horsebox didn’t give details of his own demeanour but he always comes across as a man who exudes contentment. Our friend assumed this look meant he was after unleashing all manner of hell on his favourite place. Just a misunderstanding. I exoect he will send an email of apology before the week is out.

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Why was he in a cubicle so?

Lads, everyone has a favourite cubicle. He just wanted to use his.

He’s explained this. There are no urinals.

the matrix there is no spoon GIF

At the same time, should be a cooling period in that scenario. It might have rattled him seeing someone else in there, intellectually, he knows it happens but still.

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I used to have my favourite places to shit in UL back in the 90s. EG010 early morning was always a top drawer place for a good clean shit.

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It’s can throw a fella off. Everyone has a favourite

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That brought back a few memories…

Or else slip into the right in the old reception , the jacks would be fresh and clean before 9! Sometimes I’d tip down from the stables at night and get in for a beer shit and back up for pints. EG010 had some jacks hidden way down by the stairwell

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An exam hall would give you the shits alright. :+1:

The white house in UL is where to get you luxurious shite in

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There was a fine sturdiness to the jacks in the main building in UL is my memory, were the cubicles a proper bricks & mortar job rather than partitions? They were obviously in plentiful supply as well, so you had a great sense of solitude and calm.

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I used the Kemmy Business school as i was living in College Court and the jacks there were cleaner than those in the house.

The computer labs there were nearly always empty too so you could have a good gawk at rotten.com

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and wink at the milf working there as you passed in

Those outlying buildings had good jacks.

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I think in the main building they were bricks and mortar. You couldn’t play footsie under the door like the new ones with the panels.
You could definitely have a good long shit in peace in the old building.

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You just can’t let fly in a unisex jacks. It’s just not the same

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I share a house with 4 women, I’ve taken to toiletting in the outdoors at this stage. It’s very liberating and really engages the core too.

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I was at the Athlone service station at the weekend and they have portacabin jax while they renovate the ones inside (innocent m’lud). Anyway there are separate ones for men but the lad at the top of the queue didn’t realise and headed into what he thought was a unisex. There was an uncomfortable murmur from the ladies. I was shuffling uncomfortably myself. The lady behind me was probably worried I’d do the same and told me the mens were up the way.

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