This is exactly what I think as well, these hipster chicks pushing for unisex toilets have no idea what they’re letting themselves in for. And they’ll end up wrecking the lads’ heads, telling us to clear our piss up off the floor.
As regards the toilets at Euro 2016, they’re similarly etched in my mind forever. When we played Sweden in the Stade de France, the toilet for my seating section was fucking tiny first of all but was also completely broken so there was literally a little puddle of piss trickling down the steps between the seats during the 2nd half. I’ve never seen the like of it in my life.
I was on holiday in Bordeaux there a few weeks ago. In the hotel we had a lovely room but the door to the en suite was a sliding door that couldn’t close properly so that everyone lying on the bed could see you shit , even when the sliding door was supposed to be closed. I didn’t give a shit obviously but my gf wanted me to step outside the room every time she had to shit.
Toilets in France are like a huge national in-joke, they secretly love it. It’s like it’s chic to be a dirty bastard.