It wasn’t my finest moment. Up to the till with my basket of toothpaste, shampoo, shower gel various other toiletries and a can of oxygen. The lady starts scanning away and comes to oxygen and asks me what it is.
“I don’t know” I said “it’s for a friend of mine”
The rest of the transaction was quite tense as we both knew I was a cunt.
Out to my car I go and I throw the purchases in the boot and bring the oxygen into car. It had a mouth piece. I started to inhale away for a minute or two but being a can of air it was hard to gauge when it was used as its weight didn’t noticeably change.
I threw it in the footwell and drove home feeling a mixture of light headedness and shame.