was it a closed coffin at the wake?
It takes a thief to catch a thief but you’d be opening a vipers nest
The fucking thing will never break down. It will never disintegrate. That rotten criminal cunt will be preserved inside in it.
Some Muslim property developer will get a he’ll of a momento when they are building a mosque in Harolds cross in 6 or 700 years time.
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Nobody ever jibs an undertaker. You’d get no luck for that.
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How much is a grave in Dublin these days. I heard some crazy money recently
You mean Love / Hate’s not real?
I heard its about circa €5,000 for a grave.
I wonder if it is wifi enabled?
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There are no plots left in many of the traditional graveyards. Sutton is full up. They’ve released a few new graves in Glasnevin, but off the main drag Glasnevin is bleak. I’d sooner be left on the side of the road than buried in Balgriffin.
I’m either going to be cremated or buried in Ballygunner or Killea in Dunmore East.
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There’s serious money to be made in crematoriums. We are way behind on that.
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Try getting planning for one
how much does a cremation cost these days?
there is a lot to be said for it but id assume you will pay a premium
Thought you hate Ballygunner?
Sure that’s why he wants to be buried there, to rub it into the cunts.
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Got it in one. I’m planning on poisoning the water supply with my bile
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Couldn’t be any worse than Palmerstown cemetery.
Some people’s dying wish is to be buried in their home place. Not me. I’d rather be chopped up and used as dog food than be buried here.
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I wouldn’t mind getting cremated myself. And then fuck my ashes into the Shannon or into the bin and be done with it.
Do like Atticus Finch and get some relation to spill them on the pitch in the gaelic grounds after a game
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Very