Turd Division 2016

Loko_Cove · July 20, 2016, 6:40am

Is there a reason as to why you randomized the draft twice?

croppy_boy · July 20, 2016, 6:59am

Yes. The first time would have left the order hidden until 30 minutes before the draft. The second time allowed me to randomize the order and have it revealed to us.

Chucks_Nwoko · July 20, 2016, 7:13am

That’s bollocks. I distinctly remember sleeping through last year’s draft after having about 15 pints one Saturday evening. Any more of this blaggardin’ and i’ll exercise my right to renew commissioning duties around here.

backinatracksuit · July 20, 2016, 7:17am

Draft is on my birthday, is there some auto pick available for emergencys or is that a mentors job.

Chucks_Nwoko · July 20, 2016, 7:20am

Fuck your birthday.

croppy_boy · July 20, 2016, 7:34am

I have ruled. The draft date and time are set.

Kindly go cause trouble among your own league until further notice.

Chucks_Nwoko · July 20, 2016, 7:35am

Oh I will mate.

@ChocolateMice you watery cunt, bend over, I’m coming for you.

croppy_boy · July 20, 2016, 7:35am

Drafting at 9pm on a Sunday evening with a few tins would be a wonderful way to celebrate your birthday.

No need to thank us.

ciarancareyshurlingarmy · July 24, 2016, 5:55pm

Are we on for 9? Having a brandy here to get in the franchise owner mood

Bad_Winner · July 24, 2016, 6:00pm

When is the draft?

backinatracksuit · July 24, 2016, 6:01pm

5 weeks to go mate.

Bad_Winner · July 24, 2016, 6:02pm

Phew, I thought that mong @croppy_boy had put the draft on early to take advantage of the newbies.

croppy_boy · July 24, 2016, 6:57pm

What now?

croppy_boy · July 28, 2016, 1:41pm

Here’s a handy link for the newbies like @ciarancareyshurlingarmy

http://www.nfl.com/fantasyfootball/story/0ap3000000676817/article/the-beginners-guide-to-playing-fantasy-football?campaign=fb-nf-sf31866931-sf31866931

ciarancareyshurlingarmy · July 28, 2016, 2:03pm

I shall share that with my coaches.

anon61956325 · July 28, 2016, 2:43pm

You best beat it into them. This is much more than a game… This is more than life or death.

croppy_boy · August 23, 2016, 9:21am

This is your reminder that the Draft takes place this coming SUNDAY at 9pm (local Dublin time).

It would be no harm for the newbies to try and few Mock Drafts prior to this at http://fantasy.nfl.com/draftcenter/mockdrafts so you know what’s facing you.

It will be 45 seconds per pick.

A reminder on Draft positions also:

@Raylan Southern Bias
@Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr Gravy Bombs
@manbehindthewire Shutthefuckup
@croppy_boy Pitch Capped Croppys
@backinatracksuit backinatracksuits trainers
@Bad_Winner Manziel in Distress
@artfoley Ojs bills
@anon32894817 LongliveTassotti
@carryharry Joints Blunts Spliffs
@Loko_Cove Lokocove
@Mullach_Ide The Mullach Machine
@ciarancareyshurlingarmy CamBamBam

Raylan · August 23, 2016, 9:30am

I have championship Sunday evening so will have to rely on auto-draft. I made a bollix of it last year when I interfered anyways

backinatracksuit · August 23, 2016, 9:33am

Sunday is my birthday and I’ve a feeling I’ll be out of action at that hour, does auto draft do a decent job or can I ask my mentor to take care of my draft?

croppy_boy · August 23, 2016, 9:44am

Drink and draft. It’s the best way to do it.

I’m not familiar with the Auto draft but I wouldn’t trust it completely unless you research it well.