Have the beginner Turds lined up a mentor yet?
If not please apply through the appropriate channels so they can direct you towards sensible drafting strategies.
I believe that @Chucks_Nwoko has agreed to mentor me, I assume he will be sending me his notes via PDF or whatever, is the draft like the nfl draft whereby you can select any position in the first round or do we pick a QB in round 1 and go on that way?
How much time does this take up, I see that bandage has quit citing the time involved as being a main reason, although choco has implied that it’s because he’s bitch slapped to within an inch of his life.
You pick who you want when you want.
It takes up as much time as you allow it to. You can spend hours pouring over match ups etc and get nowhere and you can just as easily make slight changes to your team and do twice as well, it’s completely at your own control.
Download the app for your phone and you can set it to notify you if any of your played are likely to sit out the games that day through injury.
Don’t mind @Bandage he starts making excuses for not doing well earlier every year.
That’s a tough gif to figure out, good or bad for me ?
I’ll cotton on quick enough. I assume there’ll be some sort of projected scores available to make the draft easy enough.
Are we playing for money or what?
Thats Dicky Fox pal, the greatest mentor a Football guy could get. Just ask Jerry Maguire.
@Chucks_Nwoko will bore the bollocks out of you, better off with someone like @ChocolateMice, a calming, soothing influence who makes will steer you in the right direction but will ultimately let you make your own decisions/mistakes etc.
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Not playing for money, just to foster hatred and settle old scores - the bastions that TFK was built upon.
He ruled himself out, he’s taken somebody else under his wing.
I’ll do my own thing anyway but it’d be handy to have a sounding board for the beginning.
That faggot @Chucks_Nwoko will sort you… Tho, @carryharry has brought me flowers yet so I’m not officially taken.
You got the flowers. I’ve a courier receipt to prove it.
Wtf is going on here? @ChocolateMice
You’ve the 9th pick in the first round the 4th pick in the second round, throwing 9th pick in the 3rd Round the 4th pick in the 4th round etc etc etc.
I’ll post up some links to mock draft sites tomorrow for the newbies.
I will tomorrow.
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No mentoring allowed. Beginners last year had to stand on their own 2 feet.
6am on a Monday morning for me and 10th draft pick. I’m feeling shafted. @Chucks_Nwoko what do you make of this?
If @croppy_boy could accommodate a Saturday evening (EastWexTime) draft, I’m sure it would be appreciated.
Otherwise, take the allocated slot. And note that the draft software on the NFL site will NOT work at your office, due to some fucking firewall or other…
I’ll make the rulings here bucko, mentoring is allowed.
The Turd Division was established to both introduce new players to the world of TFKNFLFFL And to rehabilitate players who, like myself, need to refocus their attentions.
The app works and the draft time is set in lines with the glorious traditions of TFKNFLFFL and we’ll be drafting 9pm Sunday evening GMT @Loko_Cove