Turd Division 2016

Lads are judging me on the Wednesday afternoon roster of my subs bench and I’m the simpleton :relaxed: It’s highly unlikely that I’ll have 2 kickers on Sunday, I’ve already said that I will be trading him for a backup defence, I will have two defences this weekend.
I’m being used here as a pawn to get at Chucks and it’s making me look like I’m doing an @carryharry and having my team controlled from outside, this is bullshit and any mistakes I have made were my own, I feel I’m a bit unlucky not to have a win under my belt, If we take harry as an example I have scored 36 points more and conceded 154 more, I’m playing catchup this week because Loko has already got 26 from his defence.
Chucks has offered a little advice on who to start or bench a couple of weeks but it was information I put to the general board and they were 50/50 calls
With the Beckham/ Gurley trade I had stated my position to @anon7035031 before Chucks got involved, I was excited about Gurley but hadn’t paid attention to his form this year, when I googled it I felt he wasn’t in a position to have a huge year that that straight trade would have required.
I brace myself for the idiotic backlash.

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General rule of thumb on TFK…

If you are explaining, you are losing.

You want an extra defence now as well you daft cunt?

:grinning: I completely agree with you Pinnochio (puppet and a liar, geddit, geddit :joy:) but the daft fuckers here need you to hold their hand through everything.
Have you heard of the bye weeks at all pal or does choco take care of those inconveniences, if you had the best defence in the league would you discard them and let somebody else pick them up for free :joy: because that seems to be your attitude, I have a decent defence in KC and don’t see anything better available so it’s likely that I will have a second defence come Sunday.
You may well be the stupidest cunt I’ve ever come across but I’d say it’s because your always acting the cunt and you let your pursuit of somebody elses fight make you look foolish, now trot on shit for brains.

You love typing those essays Forrest Gumpt.

Absolute mugs, mate. You only have to look at the calibre of man that’s having sly digs and laugh. Spoofers.

Best of luck this week.

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Not as much as you love making the same point over and over and over

The standard response is to tell him to go shit in his hat.

Anymore than that and he’s winning.

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Do you have an alert that goes off every time he posts?

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Please guys, can you just stop. I love @carryharry and @backinatracksuit equally and this continuous sniping at each other is very hard to read…There’s only one way to settle this… you have to put a forfeit in place for the next time you face each other in the Turds. Let you TFKNFLFF do your talking for you.

Sorry mate, I tried ignoring it but it’s incessant. I’m going to give it another go.

Excuse me for having an opinion.

It would be excusable if it was occasional but if I say black it’s guaranteed you’ll say white, meanwhile you are up the hole of quite a few other posters.
I obviously rubbed you up wrong sometime but it’s tiresome now. It makes you seem like a real cunt to me when you put so much effort into trying to make me look a fool.

Any thoughts on what it might take for you to trade Beckham away or on the offers you’ve received to date?

Your time would have been better spent on your own team rather than poking your forehead into all the other leagues.

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He doesn’t have a team of his own. He had to borrow someone else’s because he didn’t have enough time to manage his own.

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No need to get so personal with @Bandage. He is obviously trying to reach & help you. Fucking hell.

He’s like a child at an amusement park looking in awe at the rides but too scared to take the plunge. It must be torturous, I’d say he is near a mental breakdown.

@artfoley you have the tie this week despite leaving a 20 pointer on the bench.

What is the meaning of the start % stat which appears next to each player on your team list?

It’s the % of starts the player has with all teams across all the fantasy leagues.