Twitter (Part 1)

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Well done MBB, well done :clap:

You can admit it here MBB, we’re all friends. There’s no shame in it. You don’t need to keep pretending to the rest of us

He is right though, look at that fat !

Michael used to be such a lovely lad, that is what life at old trafford does to you.

should finished not have been owens word for 2011?

I’d like to thank Bandage for putting me on to @duncanjenkinsFC, he’s given me a right few giggles.

hows it going mates, i’m a perspiring football journo and part of the football blogging paternity. i have unlimited text messages every month & i love false 9s.

fernando torres back in the [s]#[/s][b]cfc[/b] team. he was the best striker in teh world not long ago and now he is a simply a wolf in cheap clothing.

This made me laugh this evening:

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the reaper cushions for [/font][s]#[/s][b]city[/b][/url][font=HelveticaNeue] will be huge if they loose again, [/font][url=“http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23mufc”][s]#[/s][b]mufc[/b] [font=HelveticaNeue]will be like a dog with a boner in pursuit of there nosy neighbours.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/edmiliband-in-blackbusters-blunder-6286038.html

Ed Miliband in ‘Blackbusters’ blunder

Labour’s Twitter woes continued today as Ed Miliband led tributes to television host Bob Holness - but mistakenly called him the presenter of “Blackbusters”.

[left]The Labour leader’s keyboard blunder came a day after he gave his shadow minister Diane Abbott “a severe dressing down” following the race row she sparked on the micro blogging site.[/left][left]Mr Miliband’s error unfolded as he took to the internet to comment on today’s death of 83-year-old Holness, who hosted the popular ITV game show Blockbusters.[/left][left]His official Twitter feed told his 114,500 followers: “Sad to hear that Bob Holness has died. A generation will remember him fondly from Blackbusters.”[/left][left]The post was quickly deleted and replaced with the correct version - but not before it had been retweeted across the web and the hashtag £blackbusters soon soared to become the third most popular Twitter topic.[/left][left]Wags’ comments on the site included: “Ed Miliband would like an ‘O’ please Bob” - a reference to the selection of letters from the alphabet featured in Blockbusters.[/left][left]Today’s unfortunate slip followed the Labour leader’s anger at party frontbencher Ms Abbott yesterday after she claimed on Twitter that “white people love playing 'divide & rule”’.[/left][left]She later apologised and a Labour spokesman said: "We disagree with Diane’s tweet.[/left][left]"It is wrong to make sweeping generalisations about any race, creed, or culture.[/left][left]“The Labour Party has always campaigned against such behaviour - and so has Diane Abbott.”[/left][left]Prime Minister David Cameron famously said in 2009 that he did not use Twitter because too many tweets “might make a twat”.[/left]

Wayne Rooney has just been on twitter denying tomorrows story in the Press that hes leaving United.

Hey Shan,

Nobody cares

You did fool.

That’s wonderfully exciting news.

:shakefist: Oh no you didn’t

Twitter is a great device for shooting down false stories. Although I think there is a rift between Rooney and the whiskey nose.

What does Paddy Crerand make of it. Is he on twitter?

Hes barely alive never mind on Twitter. It was a free to United is all he ever says or oh referee when a decision goes against United.

Entertaining banter on twitter tonight bandage!

I wonder what Matt Holland said to piss off Barton. Any idea?

Unseemly spat between @ClarkeyCat10 and @bglendenning over the weekend. I’m on Barry’s side anyway.

I’m on Clarkey’s side and have unfollowed Glendenning, the biff cunt.