Speech over, they’re exiting now. Some very old chap carrying an enormous gold sword leading the exit procession.
Job done, not very well but done all the same.
Lost his seat.
In more important news
Hopefully she has a slush fund or some book money coming in, if the charity won’t cover it (as I’m sure they will)
Surely worth an OBE
The problems with Nadine Dorries’s very long and very strange book on the fall of Boris Johnson begin on the title page. It’s called The Plot. Plot is a word with multiple meanings. In this case it is used to suggest a malign, shadowy conspiracy. But a plot is also a sequence of events presented by a writer to a reader. It’s a prerequisite for writing a story that people might understand. I picked up this book in the admittedly naive hope that the title might imply the existence of at least one of these two kinds of plots. I put it down having discerned neither. This really is the single weirdest book I have ever read, and anyone who does not reach the same conclusion after reading it should be sectioned.
Was gove having a fling with badenoch?
The Gover is a serious operator, the greatest intellect in British politics
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I’d see gove in more of a piggy role.
Here we go 
https://twitter.com/conservatives/status/1723982681912811556?s=46&t=YOfhVM10W0bcyIiYSLI3Wg
There she goes
https://twitter.com/chrismasonbbc/status/1723982917016191287?s=46&t=YOfhVM10W0bcyIiYSLI3Wg
Suella Deville.
They’ve some collection of cunts assembled across the water
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Twould be a braver man than me that would get up on that wan.
David Cameron possibly back as Foreign Secretary
“Call me Dave” Cameron seen entering Number 10 and set for a shock return as Foreign Secretary
Would he not need to be an MP.
Can make him a Lord
Ii assimed suella was rishi’s Medvedev. He’ll regret sacking her- she was a hate sink. Now he’ll have to absorb all the ire himself
I just see they could make him a peer with a quick call to Charlie.