Happy Birthday HRH
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Take it down
Boris has become a father - again.
Fair play. He’ll take a few weeks paternity leave I’d imagine. He really needs a break the poor fella.
Shure he’s like your wan off the meaning of life these days. “pick up yer brother”
Amazing. What are the odds that his hands would accidentally be covered in LGBTQ flag coloured paint?
And not a speck on his shirt. They’ve a better class of child in the Royal Family
I have had enough of listening to “experts”
My dirty bastard has us all in lockdown for months because of a model he pulled from his arse and he getting the ride on the side the whole time while we weren’t allowed travel 2km
Open it up ta fuck. He doesn’t believe his own bullshit, so I’m not sure why we should
Hold the line
She drove across London to meet up with this. there’s nothing as queer as folk.
It must have been the glasses
The curtain twitchers gone very quiet all of a sudden
He’s punching there in fairness to him