Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Chippy chippy.

Respect

O’Brien and the Guardian are all looney leftires so this can’t be true, right?

There’s people who were named as contributors to the report who have come out and said they’d nothing to do with it so it could well be true.

Whats the old joke, never commission a report if you don’t already know what it will say

Pub garden. It’s nice to be having pints again. We’ve an awful problem with the drink.

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So have we. We cant fucking get any

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:zipper_mouth_face:

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Cc @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

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The line about the tunnels is particularly good

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Boris 2 Covid 0

Shows the value of just getting on with things and not having a committee of ditherers holding things up at every turn.

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Ruh Roh

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Dom is waving a loaded weapon about the place there

You were working as waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new

Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too

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Is it 20,000 words of nonsense proclaiming he predicted everything or is he talking sense?

Its sensational

It’s worth a quick read.