Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Epic it is.

He is done. But please make it slow and uncomfortable

He has also made starmer the good guy which is a bad fuck up for the tories

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That munira Mirza letter :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

Will just be Boris and Carrie running the show on their own soon

Chief of staff and private secretary gone now also. That’s the end of the road.

Of all the things that were going to take him down, who would have thought that Jimmy Savile would have had a part in it.

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Boris is going nowhere. He’s purging No. 10 to save his own hide. Nothing else to see here.

Is there a minimum term he has to serve to qualify for pension?

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A fella reckoned to me that Boris hardly has a red rex

Shur he has more kids than a fucking creche would take in

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Alimony , maintenance for kids, I don’t think he ever had a big number in finance .

He won’t get the other lucrative gigs other retired British politicians get

In 10 years time he will be on some commercial radio stations saying “ fuck Tipp” for young lads from Doon to €200 a pop

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That being g said , there’s probably a film in this at some stage down the road and it wouldn’t surprise if Boris offered to play himself ( for a negotiated fee of course)

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Would be epic if this is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

The night of the long lies

The problem is that he’s allowed her to run the show.

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Also that he’s a total cunt.

He gambled on Brexit for his career. He has surrounded himself with true believers of limited talent. The most underwhelming cabinet in history. It’s terminal if the likes of Mirza are leaving. He’ll try to brazen it out though. I don’t think Rishi Sunak is the answer either.

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Jim has fixed it for keir now he can proudly wear his medal

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Johnson is a columnist ffs sake. It’s be like us putting Brendan O’Connor in charge.

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A fifth one.

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Or Rintin O’Toole (I’d say Fintan would reluctantly accept the role)

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