Uk affairs, The Double Lizzie Crisis (Part 1)

Rockstars are exempt right @Lazarus ?

Not just exempt but encouraged.
I hope you’ve never been ambushed by porn boss?
Seems to be a thing with bigshot tory’s

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The Right Honorable member for Tiverton and Honiton, Mr. Parish, says he mistakenly came across a porn website while searching for a website about tractors.

What on earth was the link?

Ploughing?

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That has been the subject of quite some debate across varied English WhatsApp groups.
Spreading the seed maybe.

Looking at tractors. Id expect that from Danny Healy Rae. He wouldnt get trsctor vijeos on the nokia 3210

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One thing I’ll give credit to the UK for is local beers and ales. It’s great. Most areas have
Lovely ales. Stayed in Farndon last night , two pubs with lovely local ales. Crossed the bridge to Wales and they had two local ales on the pub that were lovely too.

Anyway fuck the Tories

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I’d agree with all that except the “lovely” bit. Most of them are far from lovely.

His wife is leaving him, she left him a John Deere letter

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Class

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Broken Britain

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Inflation going to hit 10% and UK economy heading for recession next year. I’d say we won’t be too far behind unfortunately.

Deflection tactics to focus around The Protocol this time.
My man in Whitehall tells me Sir David Frost is getting the porno lads seat

The lighter ones generally are. Currently having a bottle of Summer Lightning from Hopback Brewery down in Dorset. Savage stuff

He has to go

Starmer is finished, Boris played him yet again

A man of integrity

Slippery Starmer hoist on his own petard

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Time to hand over to Angela at this stage

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