The party whip never seemed so attractive…
Some great policies:
Nationalisation
Setting up a fund to confiscate 10% of the equity of corporations with more than 250 employees and re-distribute the value to the employees
Right to buy for tenants, allowing them to buy properties off slum landlords at a discount, a new take on Thatcher’s sell off of public housing.
Increase tax rate to 52% (they should really be pushing this to 80% IMHO)
Make Diane Abbott Queen.
And, if they’ve time, persecute the jews
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That’s 70 billion a year
I wonder will the Tories state in their manifesto that they want higher medicine and drug prices
From the makers of the Dementia Tax, now comes the Illness Tax
Well obviously
It’s important to first scapegoat those who weren’t to blame, like the actual fire brigade, and protect those who created the conditions for disaster, like Johnson and the local Tory council, with their cuts, neglect and literal bonfire of regulations
Oh they were aware alright, it’s exactly why they jeered
How appropriate that the Tory manifesto will be written by a person named Wolf
Frack off
The full list of MPs stepping down:
Conservative
- David Tredinnick, Bosworth
- Glyn Davies, Montgomeryshire
- Jeremy LeFroy, Stafford
- Keith Simpson, Broadland
- Caroline Spelman, Meriden
- Michael Fallon, Sevenoaks
- Jo Johnson, Orpington
- Nick Hurd, Ruislip, Northwood and Pinner
- Claire Perry, Devizes
- David Jones, Clwyd West
- Mark Prisk, Hertford and Stortford
- Bill Grant, Ayr, Carrick and Cumnock
- Hugo Swire, East Devon
- Mark Field, Cities of London and Westminster
- Seema Kennedy, South Ribble
- Sarah Newton, Truro and Falmouth
- Patrick McLoughlin, Derbyshire Dales
- Nicholas Soames, Mid Sussex
- David Lidington, Aylesbury
Labour
- Ronnie Campbell, Blyth Valley
- Jim Fitzpatrick, Poplar and Limehouse
- Kevin Barron, Rother Valley
- Geoffrey Robinson, Coventry North West
- Stephen Pound, Ealing North
- Kate Hoey, Vauxhall
- Roberta Blackman-Woods, City of Durham
- Gloria De Piero, Ashfield
- Albert Owen, Ynys Mon
- Paul Farrelly, Newcastle-under-Lyme
- John Mann, Bassetlaw
- Ann Clwyd, Cynon Valley
- Ian Lucas, Wrexham
Lib Dem
- Norman Lamb, North Norfolk
- Vince Cable, Twickenham
- Heidi Allen, South Cambridgeshire
Independent
- Ken Clarke, Rushcliffe
- Guto Bebb, Aberconwy
- Oliver Letwin, West Dorset
- Richard Harrington, Watford
- Justine Greening, Putney
- Alistair Burt, North East Bedfordshire
- Richard Benyon, Newbury
- Rory Stewart, Penrith and The Border
- Amber Rudd, Hastings and Rye
Other
- Nick Boles, Independent Progressive Conservative, Grantham and Stamford
- Joan Ryan, The Independent Group For Change, Enfield North
- John Bercow, Speaker, Buckingham
Owda Owda
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Kate Hoey was going to write an autobiography called “Vauxhall And I”, but abandoned the idea after learning that the title had already been taken by another former lefty with Irish blood, English heart who embraced right-wing bigotry in their old age
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Nicky Morgan gone.
He should be 6
Edit : after posting this I discovered Nicky Morgan is a bird
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Who or what is Best for Britain?