Sheâs grand. Thatâs about it.
Sheâs grand. Could never understand the thing with Rihanna, I think sheâs rotten.
Thereâs something wrong with you.
Big alien head on her, rotten.
The auld not looking at the mantlepiece when poking the fire
Ah stop Rihanna is unrale.
Rotten.
I feel the same about Cate Blanchett.
She could do with some of our world renowned beef and dairy products surely.
Completely overrated in every way
Sheâs a soulless plastic creation for a soulless plastic generation. She makes ginger spice look like nina simone. She probably hates music.
Ruined herself with tattoos
I dont know anything about that.
Iâd know one of her Piltown friends fairly well going way back.
We export protein shakes and cow secretion products
Sheâs a bit of a cunt I reckon
Our milkshakes bring all the buyers to the yard
Iâd love to say that always stopped me finding a woman sexyâŚ
Haters going to hate
That wouldnât bother me personally.
Two Johnnies are a shitter form of humour than Mrs. Brownâs Boys. And thatâs a low bar as it is.