Rory McIllroy is very much an alright sort.
Having endured a flight from hell from Faro to Dublin today, i feel there should be āAdult Only Flightsā.
I would certainly pay a few quid extra if I knew there wouldnāt be any unruly brats on board.
Unruly lads in their twenties after drinking ten pints are more annoying.
I was once on a flight in US. Couple got on beside me with a young baby. Apologised in advance and asked me what I was drinking and bought me a few drinks. Hard to get mad at that really.
It was mostly bad parenting from what i could seeā¦an air hostess did ask a mother to control her child mid flight. And to be fair that mother can feel hard done by as there were worst culprits i thought. Hostess was probably just at the end of her tether.
Handing kids a phone or iPad playing some form of kids show or game with the volume fully up seems to be the norm now. Absolutely wrong behaviour.
Adults only flights would attract a certain type of Konor wannabe with a bag of Viagra.
Melatonin and lots of it.
Adults only would create a whole set of side problems. Like when youāre desperate to get to Glasgow to see your beloved Celticā¦im sorry sir, all our āadults onlyā flights are full but thereās a seat on our regular service for ā¬5.99 returnā¦ Iāll take it.
Youre then promptly put on a sex offenders register, compelled to wear an ankle bracelet when you land back in Dublinā¦ Youāll most likely get burnt out if your house then for being a nonce.
You should buy a set of noise cancelling headphones and listen to a racing podcast.
Maybe it dawned on the child how many flights you have taken this year and what damage you have done to their future
Oooffffttttt
Bang on cueā¦ā¦
Obviously didnāt dawn on him that a package holiday to Portugal might involve being on a flight along with families and kids.
He after ateing pints for the fortnight while engineering a fix in the Dublin SFC
Excuse me.
I donāt think itās too much to ask parents to control their kids on a flight.
Sure you canāt hit them a box anymore. Thatās the way itās gone.
The parents or the kids?
All Travellersā¦
Careful now