Do you use moist loo roll. You wouldnât try and wash shit off your hand with a dry cloth
The psyllium husk will solve this. Itâs like taking a yard brush to your poop hole
Get to your doctor buddy.
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A tushy is the job now.
I was in a hotel in Chicago that had these. Wash and dry.
https://www.toto.com/en/wtjapan/exp/index.htm
it.
Cleanse
Adjustable spray lets you wash as you please
At a precise 43° angle, the self-cleaning water jet nozzle allows you to choose from 5 different water pressures and 5 wand extension positions for the most thorough and satisfying wash.
âPulsatingâ option fixes wand position for a stable flow, whereas âoscillatingâ option vibrates the wand to target a larger area! There is also a (Front) cleanse specially for the ladies.
Leaving that hotel was like going back a hundred years in terms of personal hygiene and sanitation.
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An ottoman for your bottom.
A stool for your stools.
Big time. They are also good for washing socks. Jokes aside, yes, they are good to use, not sure why they arenât used in UK/Ireland.
Is that not going to give me the trots though?
No. You might leave your family though as it gives you savage mental clarity.
In 2016 or so it changed a lot of lads lives on here in ways they never thought possible.
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Psyllium Husk Powder by NKD Living (500g) | Tested for Heavy Metals, Micro-Organisms and Over 500 Pesticides (500g) https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07BZ59D68/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_YFNZX00Z3D05532XM7R8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
This do the job?
I tried it before but couldnt get the dose right
Get one thatâs not a powder
A table spoon into a pint of water and drink it each day and youâll be sorted
How do you get one thatâs not a powder?
Buy one that doesnât say powder
Genuinely canât see one 
. What form is it in if itâs not a powder?
Do you mean capsules?
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Husks in my hole
This I add to my porridge each night to soak in milk
Ready for breakfast
These lads will sort ya
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Outstanding. Do me a favour and look at the backs of the packs and let me know the origins of all the stuff?
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Lidlâ:blush:
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Lidl and Aldiâs finest
I donât give a feck where they come from tbh
Passed euro food and health laws
Within date
And sets me up for the day
Keeps one regular as clockwork
I also add frozen berries
Make 4 bowls of it in one go
Microwave for 3/4 minutes bingo
I meant the countries!
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