US Masters Golf from Augusta National Golf Club

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1122709, member: 9”]Just found out via Tommy Martin (TV3) that Spieth is a Roman Catholic and went to a Jesuit school.

http://www.americancatholic.org/news/report.aspx?id=2684

I take back everything I said about him. :clap:[/QUOTE]
Also has a heavy Islamic influence due to his distinctly un-Christian first name.

Well, I’m picking up €188 in the morning, I have a Smirnoff and Schweppes on the rocks beside me, a nympho Serbian beauty for a woman and I can play most of Johnny Marr’s riffs, with two sub 3:30 marathons in the bag.

I could tell from those family scenes that young Jordan has lived not 1/100th of my life.

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1122742, member: 129”]Well, I’m picking up €188 in the morning, I have a Smirnoff and Schweppes on the rocks beside me, a nympho Serbian beauty for a woman and I can play most of Johnny Marr’s riffs, with two sub 3:30 marathons in the bag.

I could tell from those family scenes that young Jordan has lived not 1/100th of my life.[/QUOTE]
No. I dare say he hasn’t.

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1122740, member: 234”]If this is the cunt that goes on to dominate golf that’s me out.
Mindnumbingly boring. Bland as fuck. It kills the fucker to smile. Family are weirdos.[/QUOTE]And his fan base is filled with the likes of @ FaganODowd,bland incarnate!

Hazel still hoping Jordan fucks up marking his card.

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1122742, member: 129”]Well, I’m picking up €188 in the morning, I have a Smirnoff and Schweppes on the rocks beside me, a nympho Serbian beauty for a woman and I can play most of Johnny Marr’s riffs, with two sub 3:30 marathons in the bag.

I could tell from those family scenes that young Jordan has lived not 1/100th of my life.[/QUOTE]

All impressive bar the marathon piece. Running is daft.

He doesn’t have this.

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1122740, member: 234”]If this is the cunt that goes on to dominate golf that’s me out.
Mindnumbingly boring. Bland as fuck. It kills the fucker to smile. Family are weirdos.[/QUOTE]

I don’t think @Rocko is going to dominate golf

There is a precedent. Roberto di Vicenzo in 1968.

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1122740, member: 234”]If this is the cunt that goes on to dominate golf that’s me out.
Mindnumbingly boring. Bland as fuck. It kills the fucker to smile. Family are weirdos.[/QUOTE]
Golf’s Stephen Hendry.

You would make a great parish priest bandage. Pity you never got the calling.

The grand old man of Argentine golf is 92 in two day’s, sorry, one day’s time. :clap:

“My good friend Jim Nantz.”

Every year, the same line.

What a nice sincere chap.

I suspect the Butler Cabin is not an actual cabin.

Big win for the baldies. :clap:

Disappointed that there’s no low amateur present in the Butler Cabin this year. Disappointed that Augusta National would dispense with tradition like that.

What would an event that only began in 1932 know about tradition?

Still its always a worthwhile warm up for golf’s blue riband event in mid July. This year the Open Championship first played for in 1860, will be staged on a golf course which dates back to 1552, the Old Course at St Andrew’s

I suspect no amateur made the cut.

[QUOTE=“Manuel Zelaya, post: 1122767, member: 377”]What would an event that only began in 1932 know about tradition?

Still its always a worthwhile warm up for golf’s blue riband event in mid July. This year the Open Championship first played for in 1860, will be staged on a golf course which dates back to 1552, the Old Course at St Andrew’s[/QUOTE]
Amen Corner is no Swilken Burn, that’s for sure.