US Masters Golf from Augusta National Golf Club

[QUOTE=“Thrawneen, post: 1122742, member: 129”]Well, I’m picking up €188 in the morning, I have a Smirnoff and Schweppes on the rocks beside me, a nympho Serbian beauty for a woman and I can play most of Johnny Marr’s riffs, with two sub 3:30 marathons in the bag.

I could tell from those family scenes that young Jordan has lived not 1/100th of my life.[/QUOTE]

I take it all back

Thought you might.

It’s typical that the Limerick posters cannot appreciate a top class golfer. It’s akin to them wetting their trousers over cult heros like Mike Houlihan, Ciaran Carey and Wayne McNamara when at the end of it all they have fuck all to show for it

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1122709, member: 9”]Just found out via Tommy Martin (TV3) that Spieth is a Roman Catholic and went to a Jesuit school.

http://www.americancatholic.org/news/report.aspx?id=2684

I take back everything I said about him. :clap:[/QUOTE]

Its not that uncommon to have US winners of the Masters turning to the Eternal City when it comes to matters spiritual. Phil Mickelson and Mark O’Meara would be two other examples of a relatively recent vintage.

Zachary Johnson also. Not a Masters winner but 2001 Open champion David Duval is also of the Romish persuasion.

1995 Open Champion, John Patrick Daly another.

Just googled it - in fact Johnson is now a heretic having turned away from the one true Church following his marriage in 2003, so scratch him off the list.

I looked it up myself as well, because I wasn’t convinced. I see he went to the same high school in Iowa as Kurt Warner, who most certainly isn’t a member of the one true Church.

God did however heal him from a concussion in 2001, are holy men about to make a sporting comeback on the sidelines of rogbee fields?

He was raised as a Roman Kyafflick.

Great result. Super to see a young man like Spieth with a great future in front of him.

I believe Jordan Speith is this morning mulling over a €188 a week offer that will involve him moving to Ballybough and existing on a diet of kebabs and burgers.

I’ve always been a massive fan of Jordan Spieth. Here’s an example of what a wonderful young gentleman he is. A letter from 2009:

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1123863, member: 9”]I’ve always been a massive fan of Jordan Spieth. Here’s an example of what a wonderful young gentleman he is. A letter from 2009:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCj3eTAUsAAmXY9.jpg[/QUOTE]
Jordan Speith:clap:

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1123863, member: 9”]I’ve always been a massive fan of Jordan Spieth. Here’s an example of what a wonderful young gentleman he is. A letter from 2009:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCj3eTAUsAAmXY9.jpg[/QUOTE]
His writing slants the wrong way. Definite poofter.

Have we any photos of his missus before I pass judgement on the man.

He has no bird. Typical 21 year old catholic handledragger.

Next you’ll be telling me, he’s never fucked a whore. Bring back Dustin.

Of course.

He’s going out with the same girl since high school