It’s twee and the behavior of a simpleton
The players in serious contention haven’t started yet pal. Rors and Fathead tee it up in half an hour.
edit. Spieth could go on a rampage and post an early low score.
State of Bubba.
Justin Thomas doing the sartorial reputation of golfers no favours with those yellow strides.
leave bubbs alone
Spieth birdies the first two holes.
Tiger eagles 15, three holes left to reach his goal of ending the tournament under par.
Should be fucked off the course for wearing such garish shoes.
Bubba just putted into a bunker
Karma
Get into those trees!
Reed and McIlroy fucked already, Reed stuck against a tree and McIlroy shanks it 100 yards right.
Spieth has them hopping like sausages in a pan already.
Beautiful chip by Stenson leaves him with a good chance of his second birdie today.
Reed is browning the trousers…as is Rory
better fron Rory
Very very poor off of the tee from Rory but he still gets one back.
Rory Rory Rory
Hon Mac! Sew it into the cunts.
Reed looks scared shitless out there.