Trump says he won’t lift the blockade on Iran until they agree to a wider deal.
Open the straits or else.
Okay they are open.
Not anymore they’re not
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It’s not about whose court the ball is in, it’s about whose hand the ball is in, and Iran has the tennis ball in its hand
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Fuck it, is that another peace deal?
He’s only gone and stopped another war.
That’s 6 wars stopped in the last month alone
Iran v USA - trice
Iran v Israel - twice
Israel v Lebanon - once
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Don’t forget USA vs Denmark
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And when he wraps this up he will start and finish a war with Cuba
Benjy won’t like that
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Trump would remind you of a few legendary posters from here. Randomly picking fights, getting absolutely battered in said fights then dusts himself down, claims victory and moves onto next scrap.
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Champions find a way.
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He’d also be a regular in the never not funny Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult? thread
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Classic @glenshane
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It’s very important to to know when you’re bet but to never accept it even when the other poster accepts your surrender
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Fire up an example there. It’ll be like attending my own funeral
You already left instructions on that front. Fired off a cliff i think you said?
Peace in our time
Iranian gunboats (which were completely obliterated) have fired on a tanker attempting the transit the straits.
Due to Trumps on-going blockade the Iranians have reversed their earlier decision to fully reopen the Straits