Jaysus, good to hear youāre grand after that, mate.
Iāve strongly considered cycling to work but I know two lads who have been literally crashed into by cunts driving their cars.
One lad was knocked about 10 metres from the impact by the parkway. Made absolute bits of him.
The crash test dummy knows best
Same as that.
Iād say his bonnet is fucked with that big square head bouncing off it
Didnāt know you could buy square helmets.
Why donāt you run with your eyes closed as well while your at it.
Up your game son.
Just survived another ten miles
I didnāt spot another solo runner without headphones @fenwaypark, how do you do it?
You just get use to it.
I suppose you couldnāt hear the car coming with Celine Dion up at full blast.
Not at all. Could have been a lot worse. Some young fella. He was scared of his shit so I just fuckrd him out of it and went on my way. The good bike is in shite though, probably need a new frame.
Youād get no luck for it anyway.
You were at fault so?
No I wasnāt. I had right of way he cut in front of me to turn. Sorry if iām not an argumentative hungry cunt.
Why should you bear the loss of an expensive bike so?
Sure heās loaded
He didnāt get that way by giving it away. Thereās something not quite right about this yarn.
I take it then youāre against the proposed referendum on limiting awards for whiplash
This is a truly shit line of questioning, has somebody hacked your account, itās embarrasing