My girlfriend gave me two scratch cards in a card, I won ā¬40 :lol:
FiancƩe, twit twoooo
Now this has puzzled the few times I have seen pics of said Leslie. Berno is an accountant who also happens to play for the jackeens. Surely he could do better,
I thought he rode a motorbike, surely heād be able to find a decent legal park with a motorbike? What the point of them otherwise.
Could it be possible he owns a car as well? FFS.
anything planned to surprise the housemate Dunph? 
Any more scratch cards runt?
Fingers crossed I get a few tomorrow.
will you get the ride out of her after then runt?
Iāve flowers, chocolates, and dinner all lined up for my beautiful little lady, and iām whisking her off to Antwerp next weekend, it is the least she deservesā¦ A terrible time of year to be single, I truely feel for anyone sat in alone tomorrow pondering where it has all gone wrong for them.
how long does she have to spend in quarantine?
Slots cartridge into shotgun
Iāve only been seeing a lady for a short period of time but she has already told me how she thinks Valentines day is the biggest load of commercialised bollox ever invented.
Like me she doesnāt believe that Hallmark or whoever should dictate to people on when to be romantic.
No pressure so Phil.I reckon you will get the road by the weekend if you donāt produce an appropriate gift tomorrow.
She told me Iād get the road if I mortified her by sending flowers to her workplace. Not joking!
Donāt get me wrong. I do believe in romance but anyone who takes Valentines really seriously need to look at themselves. Romance shouldnāt need a reminder and we both couldnāt be arsed about squeezing into some restaurant, where the service is absolutely rubbish as it is all tables of 2 for the night.
[quote=āPhil Leotardo, post: 737226, member: 197ā]Iāve only been seeing a lady for a short period of time but she has already told me how she thinks Valentines day is the biggest load of commercialised bollox ever invented.
Like me she doesnāt believe that Hallmark or whoever should dictate to people on when to be romantic.[/quote]
you can probably forget about the likes of this greeting you so
[quote=āPhil Leotardo, post: 737232, member: 197ā]She told me Iād get the road if I mortified her by sending flowers to her workplace. Not joking!
Donāt get me wrong. I do believe in romance but anyone who takes Valentines really seriously need to look at themselves. Romance shouldnāt need a reminder and we both couldnāt be arsed about squeezing into some restaurant, where the service is absolutely rubbish as it is all tables of 2 for the night.[/quote]
Sounds like youāve fallen right into the trap Phil.
Sheās just testing your spontaneity. If you turn up with one hand as long as the other tomorrow night youāll be back searching for the Lovely Ladies Thread before you know it
Oh Phil 
Phil, Phil, Philā¦ What kind of basis is that to form a relationship on. Sure, there is nothing like spontaneous gestures of love, I should know as I provide my lady with them regularly. But if you canāt engage in romance on this most sacred day for lovers you both are at nothingā¦ I mean why provide hallmark with cash on birthdays, or Christmas?? It could go on and on if you wanted to be so cynicalā¦ We do these things for love, pal. Not to revolt against some multinationalā¦
Iāve the roses ordered anyway. Iāve thrown in tickets to the lion king also. I wonāt see her till Saturday, so dinner will be on hold until then. But the look on her face after I spoil her, you canāt buy that Phil mate, and thatās what it is all about.