Vladimir Putin - GOAT

Amateur hour. From today’s Torygraph…

The night before four Russian spies were caught trying to hack into the world’s chemical weapons testing headquarters, they had drunk three cans of Heineken, a bottle of Lowenbrau lager, two bottles of Aldi’s pure fruit orange juice and a packet of cold, cooked chicken slices.

The agents had gathered up the remnants of their cheap picnic and stuffed the rubbish into a plastic bag, fearful of leaving DNA and fingerprints in their hotel room.

They needn’t have bothered with the clean-up operation. A few hours later, the four spies - two cyber hackers and two ‘heavies’ - had been detained in a Dutch intelligence swoop. Their arrests have proved devastating to the GRU, the Russian military intelligence also behind the nerve agent attack in Salisbury. The GRU, caught ‘in flagrante’, as one British security official put it, stands humiliated and exposed; their operation bungled.

The four Russian spies may have taken the trouble of wanting to destroy their hotel rubbish but they had neglected to leave behind in Moscow laptops and mobile phones. The equipment contained damning proof of the cyber hacking operations of its [notorious Unit 26165, also known as “GRU 85 Main Special Service Center”]

One of the men had brought with him his personal computer showing he had been at the Rio Olympics in Brazil in 2016; in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 2017 and in Lausanne in Switzerland in September 2016. Here was evidence that Russian agents had been criss-crossing the globe, attending events where cyber hacking had been rife. Another of the spies had brought a taxi receipt showing he had been picked up from Unit 26165 headquarters.

One senior British military officer said on Thursday night: “This is pure John-ski English” - in reference to the bungling spy played by Rowan Atkinson.

The four GRU agents - named as Aleksei Morenets, Evgenii Serebriakov, Oleg Sotnikov and Alexey Minin - had flown into Amsterdam’s Schipol Airport from Moscow on April 10, where they were met by a senior official from the Russian embassy. This was an approved Kremlin operation.

The men had travelled on official diplomatic passports with the intention of hacking into the headquarters of the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW) in The Hague. The OPCW was examining samples of Novichok nerve agent used in the assassination attempt on Sergei Skripal, the former GRU Colonel turned traitor. The Kremlin wanted to compromise the OPCW and maybe get dirt on it. This was a clean-up operation after Salisbury. The men were part of a cell within Unit 26165 called Sandworm, also responsible for attacks on the Foreign Office and [Porton Down, the UK’s chemical weapons testing laboratory]

Telltale signs

The men’s passports are telling. Two - those of Morenets and Serebriakov - have identical passport numbers, bar one digit, suggesting the GRU has been issuing passports in batches, making it potentially easy for foreign intelligence services to recognise other GRU spies in Unit 26165.

A taxi receipt on the day of the flight found on Morenets after the arrests showed the agent had picked up a cab to take him to Sheremetyevo Airport in Nesvizhsky Pereulok. The street is located at the rear entrance of Unit 26165’s headquarters. Morenets had not only got a taxi straight from work to the airport, he hadn’t even bothered to discard the receipt.

Rented car

A day after landing the four men hired a budget Citroen C3, barely big enough to contain two cyber hackers - Morenets and Serebriakov - and the burlier support team of Sotnikov and Minin.

The men were carrying $20,000 and a further €20,000 in cash but kept to budget. The small rental car cost €164 for five days hire. Sotnikov hired the car, with the heavily bearded Minin the designated second driver.

The Moscow address given by Sotnikov when hiring the car is a nondescript block where nobody on Thursday recognised the GRU agent. “We’re not hiding any cannons, we’re not storing any nuclear bombs here,” laughed one resident who didn’t recognise Sotnikov and never heard the name. “There’s a tank down the street, but it’s from the Second World War, a monument. Maybe they were operating submarines in the rowing canal.”

Perhaps tellingly the address is close to another fake GRU address - the one given by [Anatoliy Chepiga, also known as Ruslan Boshirov]on his visa entry form when flying to the UK in March this year to bump off Colonel Skripal, the double agent.

The men packed the Citroen’s smallish boot with spy gadgetry, known in the trade as “spider fit”, because the kit is based around a central computer hard drive with wires resembling spider legs attached to antennas, mobile phones and other bits of hardware. There was a transformer, a bag containing a battery, a WiFi antenna, hidden beneath a jacket, and a 4G smartphone hooked up to the computer.

They also bought a battery unit in the Netherlands to power up the kit, before resting the first night at a hotel whose location has not yet been disclosed.

Final Google searches

On April 11, the men checked into the Marriott Hotel in The Hague, a stone’s throw from the OPCW headquarters. On April 9, the day before they left Moscow, Serebriakov’s laptop, recovered by Dutch intelligence, showed he had put into Google maps “The+Hague+Marriott+Hotel” and the “Organisation+for+the+prohibition+of+Chemical+Weapons”. The resulting search would have shown Serebriakov that the hotel car park abutted the OPCW.

Once in situ, they began reconnaissance, the Dutch later seizing a camera belonging to Minin which showed the gang scouting the OPCW in the two days before they attempted to hack into the building. On the day of the attack itself, Minin took a photo of his colleague Morenets leaving the hotel.

On April 13, they duly parked the hire car with the boot facing the OPCW headquarters. While the two cyber hackers were setting up, Sotnikov took a trip to the train station at The Hague and bought four tickets for departure from Utrecht to the Swiss capital of Bern, via Basel.

They planned to leave on April 17. Near Bern was the OPCW laboratory that was actually processing the Novichok nerve agent samples handed to the watchdog by Britain. The scheme was clear: [hack the OPCW headquarters and once completed move on to the lab itself]

Federal prosecutors in the US - who on Thursday charged the gang in absentia - said the equipment in the rental car was capable of both “long-distance, surreptitious interception of Wi-Fi signals, as well as harvesting of Wi-Fi user credentials”.

Intelligence swoop

Back at the hotel car park, with the equipment activated, Morenets and Serebriakov set about breaking into the OPCW computer system. But their attempts simply triggered some kind of alarm that OPCW was under cyber attack. According to the MIVD, the Dutch military intelligence and security service, agents moved fast.

“It was evident that this was a close access hack operation,” said Onno Eichelsheim, the MIVD director, “The focus was the OPCW. They hired a Citroen CS with registration number PF934R.

“At 4.30pm, this apparent hack was active, and then we had a direct digital threat to the operation of the OPCW. Then we decided to disrupt this operation and then put these people out of the land to protect the OPCW.”

That at least is the official version. Some experts suggest the Russians had been under surveillance since entering the Netherlands.

A photograph released by Dutch intelligence shows the moment the men were captured. “The conspirators,” according to US prosecutors, “abandoned their equipment” including a backpack belonging to Serebriakov.

Morenets had tried to smash his smartphone with a “size 12 boot”, according to one British official.

“For the GRU to be caught in this way would be considered a pretty bad day,” he said.

Cash sums of €20,000 (£17,500) and $20,000 (£15,500) were found with the team. A receipt recovered from the team showed they had taken a taxi from the GRU headquarters to the Moscow Airport on April 10.

What investigators found was a treasure trove. One of the phones was first activated near GRU headquarters, showing the link of the cyber gang.

The men were held and then let go, sent back to Russia while behind the scenes intelligence agencies could work out who they were. They had travelled under their own names. Serebriakov was a keen amateur footballer, who played in a side now being referred to as the “security service team”.

Look at the players and it is possible intelligence services can find other GRU agents.

Sander Kuypers, a spokesman for the Dutch ministry of defence, defended the decision to break up the operation but then deport the men. That allowed intelligence to keep the equipment and investigate it. "This was a secret service operation. It’s different from the police. Deporting them was the best option,” said Mr Kuypers.

Phone hoard: The GRU operatives had numerous movile phones on them at the time of their arrest, of different sizes and makes. When the Dutch authorities moved in on the GRU team Morenets tried to smash one of the phones. However, the team was apprehended by Dutch security agents before they could destroy the incriminating equipment.

Doping and MH17 connections

On Serebriakov’s laptop, investigators found him posing at the Rio Olympics with a younger woman, whose face has been blanked out. It also shows him logging on to WiFi in Malaysia in December 2017, staying at the Grand Millennium Hotel in Kuala Lumpur. At the time the country was [investigating along with the Dutch the shooting down of Malaysian Airlines flight MH17] over Ukraine that Russia is blamed for.

Serebriakov was also in Lausanne in Switzerland in September 2016; his apparent goal to hack into the World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) and to infect its systems with GRU malware. Wada was investigating state-sanctioned Russian doping.

The team sent to hack OPCW was on a “clean up” operation to deal with the “mess” left behind after Salisbury. But in trying to clean up, they had messed up themselves. Theresa May [had pledged last month to dismantle the GRU] The GRU have helped her do just that.

Happy birthday kid

Theory doing the rounds is that comrade putin deliberately organised this apparent bodge job to draw the eyes of the world away from huge troop exercises.

Serious bantz from Putin.

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Politicians in Salisbury have blasted a Russian state-run broadcaster which sent chocolate models of the city’s cathedral as a festive gift.

RT said the edible item reflected one of the “biggest news stories of the year” and was sent to “multiple” recipients in the media and beyond.

Russian ex-spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia were poisoned in Salisbury in March.

Salisbury MP John Glen said: “This is bizarre behaviour but to be expected.”

An image of the intricate chocolate model wrapped in RT-branded ribbons was shared by the Russian channel TV Dozhd, also known as TV Rain.

In a tweet, Dozhd thanked RT for the gift but added: “Come for tea, we’re afraid to eat it alone.”

Salisbury councillor Jo Broom joined Mr Glen in denouncing the cathedral replica, saying it was “in very poor taste”.

She added: “It’s very regrettable that somebody would see fit to do something like this, and is quite disrespectful to those that were caught up in the incident.”

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Top class wumming from vlad there

I see Little Hitler is shaping up to create more lebensraum in Belarus.

Between this cunt, the brits and the septics, we really are entering an age of regression.

It’s effectively Russia already.

Putin is an outstanding leader.

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If you think Putin’s any worse than the Brits or the Yanks or any of our “free western democracies” you should read Ian Cobain’s " Cruel Britannia: A Secret History of Torture"

Astonishing, frightening eye opener of a book.

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Putin runs the Yanks, mate.

We’ve never had one

Looks like that OK but that book goes back a little further. Our free western liberal democracies are just as brutal and corrupt as let’s say the Sauds, Dubai, Pakistan. Khashoggi’s recent disappearance for example from the Saudi embassy is matched a hundred fold by the renditions to secret torture facilities run by CIA or other foreign governments.

Putin’s a hero,to the west and the middle East

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:sweat_smile:

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WUM supreme. Vlad rules the INTERNET

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Has she cracked an actual smile in say a year?

Hon Vlad.