Would your time not be better spent improving your next column, rather than creating an account to defend your last one? Itâs like playing a sweeper system when you could be using your forwards as a defensive shield.
I met a good mate of mine in the airport on the way out on Friday. He mentioned to me he bumped into PM last week who was becoming increasingly infuriated with the slagging he was getting on here so it wasnât gonna be long before he joined to defend himself.
Just got a text from a friend of mine from Windgap. He said he bumped into PM last Saturday AM and PM acknowledged that his writing is very clunky generally and recent columns have been brutal.
No idea what youâre on about PM but Iâll take a PM if you want to clarify.
Slow down now lads. Let him bite the hook before ye start to reel him in.
Your use of Am and PM reminded me of the 80s/90s pop group âPM Dawnâ and a great little ditty they had - Set adrift on memory Bliss - A very apt song title for our friend PM.
Tipp man suckling from the tit of KK man shocker.
Iâm a bit lost.
Weâve all felt that for quite a while.
You are not alone. There are lads on here with imaginations so vivid as to make them an asset on The Den. God loves a trierâŚ
Ah, lads who are living out a dream of being in Entourage and find themselves far closer to the âroastersâ in Mart and Market. It is a burden.
Yup definitely PM
Are you drunk right now?
You are so in control, fair play to you. Someone should put you in charge of something important, so they should. Maybe Irish Water? You have a pro-austerity calmness and grandeur about you.
No. Just about to have a late lunch. All very mundane.
If I said Kevin Myers had a face lift in the mid 2000s, which he did, would you be asking when my next session of Botox is due? This craic is that little bit tedious and that large bit self demeaning.
Iâm sitting here stuffing my face with a big plate of homemade chips. My family are gone visiting relatives and Iâm so much in control Iâm nearly asleep.
Donât let the lads get to you. Youâre brave enough to put one of your articles out there in the public domain so for people to critique it is part of the deal.
Now it doesnât help your case that youâre a halfwit that thinks heâs the next William Shakespeare and wouldnât know which end of a hurley to grab.
But you get paid for writing absolute mind numbing drivel so we canât really laugh at you.
Myers, for all his faults, recognized he had a hideous problem and went a did something about it. Fair play. You, on the other hand, havenât realized your problem yet, that youâ're a cunt â Or perhaps you have but unlike our anti-Semite friend, there isnât a procedure in the world that can remove your hideous problem.
Good man, good man. Stuff away. The country loves to see a well fed Tipp man, judging by media coverage of the county.
We will amuse ourselves by waiting for the great Sidney to offer us a five year old slice of your wit and wisdom.
Nay forget the hypocrisy ketchup while you are at those chips. It adheres so well to the crinkled ones.
Is it not help for my levels of articulacy at least to be reading your squibs? We live in hope, even though I suspect I might be better off rereading William MaxwellâŚ
Funny that you should mention Maxwell, mate âŚ
I just got a text there from a man from Wexford, he maintains a cup of Maxwell house is the only job to get through one of your articles.