Waterford v Wexford - The battle for armchair supporter moral high ground

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bandage

3 things that won’t bode well for Wexford if they happen early on Saturday:

1. Long, straight, hopeful balls into an outnumbered full forward which will allow Coughlan to spoil, maul, hold, grapple and thus preventing Wexford from claiming clean possession close to goal and allowing one of the spare defenders to mop up.

2. Michael Walsh emerging from a battle for possession with the ball, taking what seems like an eternity to use it before playing one of his annoying one-handed badminton type short passes sideways or backwards for some other cunt to rifle over the bar from distance.

3. Waterford scoring a load of goals and points.

What if any of these things happen Sunday?

[anon61956325]

Fagan at work.

[Bandage]

Worrying signs here. A Waterford poster showing the requisite sharpness to pounce upon my deliberate error.

[anon61956325]

If I see you in Cork I’ll kick the bollox out of you, you cunt.

[anon61956325]

[Bandage]

Now I have your attention, what’s the best way to approach the ground on Sunday and where’s the best place to park?

[anon61956325]

The best way to approach a ground is usually by facing it. The best place to park is generally in a space that allows parking.

[Bandage]

I think we need a strong start on Sunday. The big four in Munster and the likes of Galway, Kilkenny and Limerick always expect to beat us. We haven’t been very good for large spells over the past 20 years so you can hardly blame them for looking down on us to a certain extent. They don’t fear us and their players don’t have the same level of tension and nervousness at the start of games like they do against the perennial winners. We need to hit them early, knock them out of their stride and comfort zone and put doubt into their minds.

[Bandage]

PM O’Sullivan reckons Waterford and Tipperary will win handily enough this weekend.

I’ve taken to reading PM’s pieces in The Examiner in recent weeks. He has a lovely little tradition of referring to a text received from a friend in his articles. It’s usually when he wants to have a snide dig at someone. A friend from Ennis texted during the game to say…

[balbec]

Just try to keep fifteen on the field while ye’re at it.

[anon70480284]

No changes to the Waterford team from the KK win

[wexico14]

Waterford (SHC v Wexford): Stephen O’Keeffe; Shane Fives, Barry Coughlan, Noel Connors; Tadhg de Burca, Austin Gleeson, Philip Mahony; Jamie Barron, Conor Gleeson; Kevin Moran, Pauric Mahony, Jake Dillon; Shane Bennett, Michael Walsh, Darragh Fives.

[Joe_Player]

Put it up bud any news from the Wexford side

[Joe_Player]

That team will not be beat by Wexford

[Fran]

This thread is as boring as a Kilkenny v AN Other thread.

The Wexford lads seem to be swinging wildly at anyone who suggests that they won’t win this.

The Waterford lads are as quiet as mice

[Bandage]

[Mac]

@Fran

This thread is as boring as a Kilkenny v AN Other thread.

The Wexford lads seem to be swinging wildly at anyone who suggests that they won’t win this.

The Waterford lads are as quiet as mice

Waterford by 4

[Bandage]

We usually announce our team late on a Friday night too.

Eagerly awaiting both that and the rambling scene setting paragraph in the press release with accompanying spelling mistakes, Random Capitalisation of words and lack of punctuation.

[wexico14]

You haven’t seen the wexford team yet joe😀

[wexico14]

Wexford by 2pts. We have never feared Waterford… Loch Garman Abu!