Wayne & Coleen Rooney

[Gman]

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@Ashman

how to shift blame for pishing the bed

Which thread?

Have you ever soiled yourself as an adult?

I dunno if I told this story on here before, but here it is anyway. I worked with a cracking Spanish bird on the factory floor in Dell many years ago. We were out one Friday night after a week of 12 hour shifts and all went for drinks. A pure mental session. We were all absolutely fucking langersed. I ended up going back to her place, both too fucked to do anything, collapsed into the bed. I must have pissed myself in the middle of the night, a big puddle of it in the bed, I tried to wake her u…