I dunno if I told this story on here before, but here it is anyway.
I worked with a cracking Spanish bird on the factory floor in Dell many years ago. We were out one Friday night after a week of 12 hour shifts and all went for drinks. A pure mental session. We were all absolutely fucking langersed. I ended up going back to her place, both too fucked to do anything, collapsed into the bed. I must have pissed myself in the middle of the night, a big puddle of it in the bed, I tried to wake her up, no joy. An idea started formulating, I rolled her into the puddle, rang a cab and ran down stairs.
I’d to put plastic bags on the car seats before the driver would allow me in.
She apologised to me in work the following Monday and I was too much of a gutless cunt to admit what I did.