+1. I supposed you’d have a few tight miserable cunts who’d rather be at home on their laptops engaging in internet debate and eating a big bag of crisps.
Weddings are great craic. The only one I turned down an invite to was @anon61878697 and princess’s big day out, but that was because it was abroad (and the O’Sullivans were blaming me for the hour of power 
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Sounds like heaven.
Better than having to listen to a gaggle of women throwing out faux compliments for the day… Having to listen to shite music, speeches that go on too long, are not funny and no one gives a fuck about… The forced bantz with knob heads rolling up their pants and putting ties around their head. The insistent photos…
Give me a good funeral any day. You don’t have to talk to anyone at a funeral.
You are a lovely man
I was at a wedding on Thursday. A fucking Thursday. Bastards
There is a great short play to be written about a family discussing seating arrangements at a wedding meal .
its very hard to beat Irish weddings and funerals
that’s outrageous carry on in fairness
Cheapskate bastards. I’d be reducing the gift to take into account loss of earnings and reduction couple got from venue
I hate weddings. They remind me of marriage.
You cant bate a good wedding.
2 days holidays😡 I trust the card was empty
We got wed on a Friday. Twas the only day we could get the venue within a year. I’m surprised anyone turned up.
still going in the residents bar at 6 in the morning, some craic
There are two types of weddings in the world, my friend (at this early 30s stage I am at anyways): Your mates and her mates. There’s a fair auld difference between the two. I wonder why wimmin even bother with weddings anymore with all the bitching and moaning that goes on before and after. A dick measuring contest for lassies.
What’s the story with the newly married couple at the “day after” validation party turning up in brand new clothes…
Brand new clothes, this is a shocking revelation
When did the tradition of the married couple getting changed and leaving the wedding venue end. I remember it in the early 90s although at that stage the “leaving” was theatre of sorts.
I would have put the end of that tradition at sometime in the mid 80s
New tackies and all
As in ‘valedictory’?