Pretty sure you should report that mate. If they are diluting it then the cunts should be ratted out
There’s a world of “TNH” on this thread of late.
Newcastle is a great spot. Head down the center of the town for cheap pints on the Friday or Saturday. A place like the bee hive does pints for £1.90.
Plenty to do Saturday night. Some great pubs and live bands on.
Sunday head for the Black Garter. Unique spot and cheap as chips for the pints and shots.
Wtf is that scutter.
I’ve a wedding to attend this afternoon. Horrible waste of a day. I ignored a few of phonecalls from the bride over the last week or so…I knew bloody rightly she was going to ask me to do a reading. Totally relentless, she kept it up until Wednesday, then she called to the house. I told her to get someone else…she got 200 quid off me, she can do her own reading…she’s doing her own singing believe it or not. He’s a sound wee lad from the lough shore, he has no concept of the misery he’s letting himself in for, nor could he.
Fuck this anyway. Wearing a suit is for weddings, court appearances and funerals. Funerals are the most fun of the three, by some distance.
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Do the reading and make an absolute fuck-ma-lah out of it. That’ll learn her
Of course he does,unless it’s some kind of aranged marriage.
do it sam l jackson style and strike down on her with great vengeance and furious anger
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The laugh of it is she knew bloody rightly I wouldn’t do the reading. She just couldn’t accept the 200 and give me peace. Now she gets the 200 and gets to play the victim.
Not everyone has my insight
Not a clue. She’s an absolute stunner, comes across as the soundest nicest person you could ever meet. A pure charmer and an absolute psychopath.
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
I should probably mention that to him. He’ll understand in about ten years, if he lasts ten years.
Is she not just a bridezilla? Ye must know each other well otherwise she wouldn’t be asking you
Lunatic. She spoke to about a hundred and fifty people yesterday. Every one of them was sized up, measured and calculated as to what use they might be to her. I get chills even thinking about it.
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Getting fairly queasy now, wont sleep much tonight 
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Tomorrow?
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Tony Romo is keeping me calm.
Plenty of time to cut and run yet.