In good news, my sister took my lass into town just there now, so hopefully present sorted.
In not so good news, herself just turned on the waterworks so I have to miss the hurling
Mother fuck it. 
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Quelle surprise. It’s only Wexford FFS
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I’m missing the hurling, and she’s still sulking upstairs after asking why I was grumpy, after that, and then finding out her entire family are landing in on Sunday for the day. I said because of the hurling and granny nutbag (her mother), and the atmosphere is glacial.
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You’ve been played as a stook, mate.
Take control.
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You’re around long enough to know that you’ll never win once they go off on one…best of luck over the next few days
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I’m fcuked. I’ve been fully mugged off
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Keep your cool and politely remind her that its the most important 70 mins of the week.
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You were shoved off it as easy as Johnny Glynn coming out for a high ball.
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Would it help if I rang your mobile with a score report every 5 minutes?
It won’t resolve Sunday’s impassé but it will sure as shit prevent a re-occurrence of the shitstorm.
I could ring Bucko’s mobile intermittently. Fuck it altogether, I’ll ring herself sporadically.
She won’t be long realising the importance of the championship by the time you’re at the pavlova.
Yours in affording solutions,
Boxtyeater.
I think ringing herself would be best.
Lads these civil ceromonies are the business. Whole thing done in 15 minutes tops. These atheists have it well thought out.
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organised religion is a failed concept
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In Manchester civil service office, they are lined up in groups and go every 30 mins.
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The mother was OK with mine when she heard I didn’t have to pay a priest. Less so when she heard I’d to pay the celebrant.
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Agree 100% Short, sweet and off for the reception even if my MIL will still say if asked that there was a church ceremony😂
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In a lovely turn of events, they have sky sports. I already messaged him to ask him could I watch it, and not to tell herself I asked.
A BBQ also. Winner winner chicken dinner (probably literally)
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Can you feign innocence?
Aw rite Flatty mate, you wanna throw on the spud 'ockey ?
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My gawd, these geezers don’t get paid?! They get battered with a plank of wood for a hobby!
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Oi! Clive, ‘av a butcher’s at the chunky geezer in the nets. Wot a facking arse……
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