I was micturating in a field and the remote control backed into me.
She’s now fucking saying she’s not fucking ready. I’ve to pick up her friends and get there for half four, the time at which she absolutely insisted it started. I’m stuck here powerless, cheering for Exeter well and truly mugged off.
I’m as mugged off as Exeter are being by the ref here.
Shes 5 moves ahead of you. 3D chess
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I’d say he is well used to that from his cunt of a neighbour.
Download Radio Garden on to the phone
Stick on RTÉ Radio One in the car on the way
It’ll be like when you were young again
Eight hours of Saturday Sport today.
It’s only Wexford
What was your etiquette like for the last 5 minutes 
“Why’s that Mick after putting 'is foot fru the telly”?
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id say that has put the cap on a miserable weekend thus far for @flattythehurdler
hopefully he didnt give himself away to missus with his anguished shout as the equaliser sailed over and meaning that he’ll be in the doghouse for the rest of the weekend, and probably next weekend too
I was supposed to be on best behaviour and was so vexed that I could barely speak.
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It’s a grand job. Was delighted we went that route. Everyone enjoyed it, even the holy Joes
Verdict: Fantastic day all in all. Bride and groom insisted that only gifts were to be an amount of our choosing to a charity of our choice in their honour, which I found to be a classy gesture. Neither are drinkers so a nice meal afterwards served as a fantastic catch-up with ex-colleagues. Not even Conor Cooney could ruin proceedings. Yours truly sent the punters home happy with a rousing best man’s speech, with just right balance of needle and pleasantries.
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Lovely touch by the couple
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Very classy. That’s a couple that will last the distance
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Sound like decent people. I’m sure you did a terrific job too mate
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73 best men. The speeches must have dragged on a bit