Are you playing snooker and need somewhere to hold your chalk?
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Michael or Danny?
My first attendance at a gay wedding tomorrow. We got them a generous voucher for Sage in Midleton as a present. Both are well off and don’t need for anything. Looking forward to it.
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They’ll be well stuffed with that.
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You arsehole 
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Was at one in England about ten years ago. A good day out.
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Was at one of two girls a few years ago. Good looking girls too. One of the guests got rubber and declared across the room during the speeches he’d ride both till they’re straight. Put a dampener on proceedings for a little while
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No different to any other weddings the ones I’ve been at.
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I did a waistcoat at the last wedding I was at. Was a person of no importance at it. Hadn’t worn it before (would have been bursting out of it anyways), didn’t feel overdressed. It was that kind of wedding though.
It’s unusual not to wear a waistcoat these days, especially if you are under 35.
I find a waistcoat can hide my hard earned abs, but I do like the aesthetic of one nonetheless and will generally lean towards wearing one. The trend of late is for the 2 button type, low cut, as opposed to the 5-6 button version.
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You’d be a right roaster going around with no waistcoat.
Lads talking about wearing waistcoats for style when we all know they’re using them like a corset …big roasters keeping it all tucked in …
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What kind of uncouth simpleton doesn’t wear a waistcoat at a wedding? It’s a sure fire way to pick out lads who were dressed by their mother into their 20s or simply have no fashion sense. You’re just waltzing around in a shirt and tie without one like a roaster.
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The suit leg flowing over their shoes. And the arms lost inside in the jacket.
We’re finding out a lot about lads here tonight.
They might as well just rock up in a pair of jeans ffs.
It appears that Irish males still have a long way to go in the fashion stakes
Few lads here wearing cumberbuns still I’d say.
I’d say most fellas wearing waistcoats at weddings got them as part of a meal deal from the draper’s, including suit, shirt, tie, socks, and shoes for about €200.
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You wouldn’t get a decent pair of shoes for 200 notes, not to mind a suit ffs