Wedding Etiquette

Fuck sake

An Irish traveller married her first cousin in a massive wedding that saw the entire town invited, including 73 best men.

Chantelle Kielly, 18, tied the knot with cousin Jim in Rathkeale, Co Limerick during “wedding season”.

The HSE will be paying out for this in time. For fuck sake.

It’s fucking insane

Do you still need permission from the pope to marry your first cousin?

Would that be a large dowry in Limerick these days?

Il Papa will be a busy man in the years ahead sorting out that problem. Be lads marrying their half-sisters and vice-versa with or without his approval. The “wedding season” must be like the grouse season…

I only know one couple who did it. They had to get a dispensation it’s called from the pope.

Surely you could do an ould civil ceremony and not bother the big man

Don’t know. Don’t travellers always get married in a church anyway? It’s more to do with genetics than incest as far as I know.

Waistcoat or not lads?

Fat as a fool or not?

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Definitely not

Tis warm for one today

Not where I am

No. Unless you’re a groomsman, you’ll look foolish.

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My thinking too

Not if he has a pocket watch on a chain

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And a monocle.

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Only if you’ve something to hide

Are you Foster or Allen?

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