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Netherley gran caught on camera having sex with family dog spared jail

Feb 15 2011

A GRAN who was caught on camera having sex with the family dog was spared jail.

Police found 33 photographs of Paula Mangan, 42, in sexual positions with the Rottweiler-Chow cross dog after raiding her home in Huyton.

Mum-of-two and gran-of-one Mangan initially denied the pictures were of her, as they did not show her face. But when experts uncovered further images which clearly identified her, she admitted her guilt.

Mangan, now of Parkview Drive, Netherley, admitted having sex with the animal.

Imposing a two-year community order with supervision, Judge Robert Warnock said: “I am satisfied you now realise this sort of behaviour is wholly and totally unacceptable.”

David McLachlan, prosecuting, said officers discovered the images after raiding the home Mangan shared with her partner Lee McCall on January 11, 2009.

McCall, 41, also of Parkview Drive pleaded guilty to 13 counts of making indecent images and will be sentenced on April 18.

Sarah Holt, defending, said: “It is clear she has already suffered as a result of these proceedings. She undoubtedly will continue to suffer as a result of the offences.”

All scousers are sick freaks.

A man is recovering after a vicious assault in Co Kildare in which he was forced to eat part of his ear after it was cut off.

The man was set upon by a gang in Newbridge in the early hours of Monday morning.

He was dragged down a lane where he was beaten with a hammer and a metal bar.

He sustained injuries to his head, jaw and leg, as well as losing part of his ear.

Speaking to Kfm, Garda John Joe O’Connell is appealing for witnesses to come forward.

“Part of this man’s ear was cut off and he was actually forced to eat it,” Gda O’Connell said.

He said gardaí investigating the crime were following a definite line of inquiry but appealed for any members of the public with further information to contact Newbridge Garda Station on (045) 431212

Read more: http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/man-forced-to-eat-part-of-own-ear-493748.html#ixzz1E8ZjLdMn

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Fucking hell. He should round up a crew of his friends and beat whoever did this blind because I always say an eye for an ear in situations like this.

ear, ear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzEPNnd3Jh0

Some cracking comments on that :smiley:

It wasnt a stroke by all accounts, just an attack of the tardedness.

Japan declines Irish offer of aid

14/03/2011TIM O’BRIEN

The Japanese government has declined an offer of Irish aid for those displaced by last Friday’s earthquake and resultant tsunami, Tánaiste and Minister for Foreign Affairs Eamon Gilmore has said.

Mr Gilmore said Japan was “probably the best-prepared country in the world for a major disaster”, and the Japanese Red Cross mobilised 62 response teams in the hours immediately following the earthquake.

It had nearly 400 doctors, nurses and support staff providing assistance in affected areas through mobile medical clinics.

However, Mr Gilmore said he had asked the Irish Ambassador in Tokyo John Neary to continue to keep in touch with the relief operation.

The Irish Aid Rapid Response Corps and Malaysia-based emergency stockpiles would remain available as the relief effort wore on, he said. The emergency stockpiles include temporary shelters, blankets, and water and sanitation equipment.

The Japanese have distributed more then 30,000 blankets to people who were evacuated before the tsunami struck and are now housed in temporary shelters set up in schools and public buildings.

“The Japanese Red Cross is working with the communities most-affected by the disaster and are providing vital emergency relief. Our embassy in Tokyo is in contact with them and with the Japanese government and we have offered our assistance."

"We are also in contact with the United Nations, who have sent a disaster assessment team to Japan” said the Tánaiste.

The mayor of Killarney, Donal Grady, today called on the Government to lead the way and offer shelter and refuge to Japanese earthquake victims.

Mr Grady said the southern region had a long association with Japanese companies who had been very good employers. “There are plenty of empty houses here. We should lead the way,” he said.

Astellas, a pharmaceutical company based in Killorglin whose headquarters are in Tokyo, announced yesterday it was donating donated €1 million to the Japanese earthquake relief fund. It is also donating medicines.

  • let me get this straight…this thick kunt thinks the Japanese caught up in the Tsunami would be interested in relocating half way across the world to a ghost estate in Kerry. FFS…

snake dies of silicone poisoning after biting model on breast

A snake died of silicone poisoning after biting the breast of a model.

Israeli model Orit Fox was on Spanish TV’s Telecino handling the snake when it latched onto her left breast.

The snake died.

Fox was taken to the hospital and given a tetanus shot but was OK, the London Sun reported.

Cavity search produces 50 bags of heroin in northeastern Pennsylvania, police say

SCRANTON, Pa. — Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.

Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.

Strange one this. Hard to know what exactly went on. Your wan may have been mentally unstable or lazy or a combination of both. Too many coonts in the public sector getting paid to do fook all though, that’s a fact.*

  • Not a fact.

The house that looks like Hitler

Missing rapist’s arm found on beach

By Tom Brady Security Editor

Wednesday March 30 2011

GARDAI have identified a human arm, found on Dollymount Strand last November, as belonging to a convicted rapist.

The man was named last night as 46-year-old James Nolan, of Fairlawn Road, Finglas, in west Dublin. He has not been seen since he was released from Portlaoise jail last November after serving a three-year sentence for a burglary in Booterstown, south Dublin, in 2005.

Nolan was arrested for the burglary as a result of fingerprints taken 19 years earlier when he was detained for the rape. He was jailed for 14 years in 1988 for the rape and false imprisonment of a woman.

Gardai said last night that his disappearance after his release from jail had not been notified to them and he had not been listed as a missing person.

Last night, officers were trying to contact members of his family to inform them of the find.

The limb was found on the beach on February 8 last. As part of their inquiries, gardai sought international co-operation from other police forces through the Interpol network.

As a result of assistance from British police, a DNA match was made recently which confirmed that it was Mr Nolan’s arm.

Investigators acknowledged last night that they had no information yet on the circumstances surrounding his disappearance, when exactly he went missing and whether he had been killed.

One officer said their inquiries could now become more focused as a result of the positive identification through the DNA tests on the arm.

During Nolan’s trial for burglary, the Dublin Circuit Criminal Court heard that it was a fingerprint taken from him when he first went into custody in the 1980s that led to his arrest for the later offence.

Burglary

The court was also told that he had other previous convictions for larceny and road-traffic offences.

Judge Katherine Delahunt noted that a probation report had shown a high risk of re-offending due to Nolan’s use of alcohol and drugs.

She said that she had taken into account his “significant previous convictions” and the fact that he had twice opted for trial before pleading guilty.

But she said he would be given limited credit for not putting the victim of the burglary through the ordeal of a trial.

The judge suspended the final 18 months of the sentence and imposed 12 months’ probation. She also ordered him to undergo alcohol and drug treatment.

  • Tom Brady Security Editor

Ex-South Africa rugby star ‘murders at least three people with an axe in revenge for gang-rape of his daughter’

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That is class

From The Sun:

REAL football fans support their club until the day they die - but one went a step further by attending a game AFTER his death!

Fanatics of Colombian side Cucuta Deportivo snuck a coffin carrying the body of Cristopher Jacome into the General Santander Stadium prior to their game against Envigado.

Jacome, 17, was shot dead by hitmen while playing in a neighbourhood park on Saturday.

It is believed members of the Barra del Indio gang took the casket from a funeral home shortly after Deportivo supporter Jacome’s wake and brought it to the match to pay tribute to their friend.

Local police colnel Alvaro Pico said: “This regrettable incident happened on Sunday when a group of hooligans managed to hoodwink stadium security and get the body of young Cristopher Jacome into the stadium.”

Cucuta’s team doctor Julio Rivera added: “They won’t let hooligans in, but they do let in a corpse. This is the only place in the world where such a thing happens.”

Bizarrely, Jacome’s posthumous presence appeared to have a positive effect on Cucuta. His coffin entered the stadium with the team 1-0 down with 30 minutes to play but they equalised moments later.

Police and stadium officials are investigating the security breach.

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