Iâd say hardy old school Vincentâs lads like Mullins and Keaveney are mortified by this whole thing. How the fuck did a harmless spat like this end up in court and all over The Sunday papers?
look at the head on this fucker
âThe ice preserved them perfectlyâ as the picture shows a black lump with a shoe sticking out of it.
Should lead to some interesting bed time conversations.
PANICKING Celtic star Stuart Armstrong attempted to rescue Gary Mackay-Steven after he jumped in to a chilly river at 3am, it has emerged.
The Hoops midfielder, 25, tried to save his stricken pal after watching him plunge into the water during âhigh jinksâ.
He acted before mercy crews arrived by boat to haul Mackay-Steven, 26, from the fast-flowing River Kelvin in Glasgow.
The former Parkhead team-mates were returning from a night out in the cityâs trendy Sanctuary club when the Aberdeen ace leapt in.
Tonight, a pal claimed the winger had been left red-faced after spending nearly 90 minutes in the river.
They said: âThe current was quite strong so he couldnât get back to the bank.
âThere was nothing sinister about what happened. It was high jinks which went a bit wrong.
âGary feels pretty embarrassed about the whole thing and wants to put it behind him.
âHeâs very grateful for all the good wishes.â
Mackay-Steven was snapped returning to his plush Glasgow flat today dressed in shorts and a T-shirt, despite suffering hypothermia in the drama.
Asked how he was feeling, the smiling star replied: âNo comment.â
An onlooker said: âHe seemed in good spirits considering the ordeal heâs just gone through.
âHe smiled when he was asked how he was but quickly made his way up to his flat.
âHe looked pretty relaxed as if nothing had happened.â
The Scotland cap, from Thurso, Caithness, was greeted at the door by a young blonde woman, who said: âHe canât talk right now.â
He was later spotted dumping a suitcase in his motor after changing into pink boots, tight blue jeans, a flannel shirt and baseball cap.
Meanwhile ex-Parkhead pal Leigh Griffiths admitted heâd had a giggle after reading our story yesterday.
The striker, 26 â on international duty with Scotland â said: âWe were just talking about it with Charlie Mulgrew and Stu Armstrong. Itâs so funny.
âMaybe he just wanted to float back up to Thurso â itâs too far away for a taxi.
âI wouldnât say heâs tight exactly, but if he got a taxi it would cost him a few quid. He maybe just wanted to sit on his back and float until he got there. You wouldnât expect it of Gary to be fair.
âI donât know what he was thinking, youâd need to speak to him. Itâs good reading for the boys waking up on a Monday morning.â
He added: âThese things usually happen to me but I wouldnât be so silly â Iâd pay a taxi to take me home instead of floating there.â
Fucking waster. No wonder Scotch football is shit.
Bandage
How does this rank with Jimmy Johnstoneâs rowing boat incident in 1974 .
Scotch soccerball is back creating scandal .
I found myself wrapped up in this story
Some collection.
Off to the lookalikes thread with that one.
What you mean ?
Why nothing. Nothing at all.