Weird News Stories

Not that weird a story but didn’t know where else to put it

Judge calls a cunt a cunt.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-judge-who-called-smirking-9589774.amp?__twitter_impression=true

There is no one weirder than an English weirdo. Fucking creeps.

Fuck sake!

A fucking blunt chainsaw!

No wonder Chris Froome can cycle so fast with all the training he does in South Africa.

Are you suggesting his performances are due to him eating the limbs of black people?

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No. But the sight of a chap chasing you with a chainsaw might encourage you to pedal faster. A bit like when a sheepdog chases you in Oireland.

What a tale this is :laughing:

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This is a lovely story

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:open_mouth:

He sailed close to the wind here before escaping with a suspended sentence.

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Great headline.

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Holy fuck! That video :smile:

That awkward moment when you see the camera on your way out

Cocaine, hell of a drug

‘Wolf-like’ creature shot near Montana ranch puzzles experts -

A limousine bull calf I’d guess. Single suckler, they’re the worst kind.

Could well be. Fed on geosadans