Well Fuck it anyway. The Locke dropped a clanger thread

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Hadn’t put anything in it chief. I took the picture of my odometer. Marked my mileage in my diary. Got out of the car and walked in.

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Could be worse.
Glasses are a pain in the nuts.

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No coincidence you’re slow today after all the meat you gorged on -

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I’d write the rest of the day off and head home to the couch, you’re on a streak.

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You’ve dementia mate.

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I’d say 20 years of marriage is finally starting to kick in

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You wont need the glasses anymore now that the TV is so close.

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They’re for the small ball.

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Glasses won’t help him when he’s looking at the back of the box.

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It’s not all bad Mike, I put on my unerderpants the wrong way round the other morning after a substantial lie in and the need to get up in a hurry. I drove 1 hour to Killarney with the willy hole and buttons at the back and a bumpy road.

I had to nip in to the jacks in Mahoneys point to flip them round

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Found the keys anyway

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3 out of 4 again :sob: :sob:

We had 4, 8, 15, 27

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10 of us would have been calling in sick tomorrow if it had clicked :roll_eyes:

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RTÉ would have been reporting that as a suspected cluster.

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Just grilled myself a lovely bit of sirloin. Stood up to get myself a beer and when I got back the scutterin dog had the fucking thing gone. Shes lying on the sofa now as full as a u boat. The fucking shit.
TAH

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If you can’t train it Mike, kick the shit out of it there and then. They understand that.

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Dog 1 - Mike 0

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I locked the keys of the car in the boot the other morning. 100 miles from the spare set. It was a day I needed the car as well.

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Ah bollox.
I’ve an oul Merc SL which has a boot that you can’t access from the car at all. It has a separate key to the rest of the car. That key is lost. The battery is for some stupid reason in the boot. When the battery is flat, the central locking (unlocking) doesn’t work.
Towed away two months ago. Only ready now.
:grimacing:

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In A&E with the youngest. Suspected thyroid problems. Jesus will we ever get s fucking break.

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Ah Jaysus sorry to hear that Mike