I throw my lot in with humanity, I donât distinguish between those who sail dinghies and those who drive astras. Both deserve sympathy
Youâre trying to explain now and you know what they say about explaining
I donât. Who are âtheyâ and what do âtheyâ say?
Youâve just nailed the problem right there
Iâm heading out now. Please lay off captain planet.
I packed the wrong trousers because it was dark when packing so I have a mismatched blue jacket and blue trousers for a wedding on Friday. Iâll have to buy clothes for it now.
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Perfect excuse not to go
Wheres the wedding on? Its only Tuesday
Cork. Into the lionâs denâŚ
Away into Con Murphy with you, bring the jacket and heâll match the colour pants so you wonât spend a fortune
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Cut the legs of the pants at the knee. Stitch the spare material onto the elbow of the jacket. That way it it match up with the pants and you wonât stand out.
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So youâve 3 days to get some pants brought to Cork or borrow a suit from a friendâŚ
Where are you living these days that doesnât have a light?
He could even have it jumbled up into a ball, posted said ball to cork and taken to get pressed somewhere down there all in time for the wedding.
Fucker must be loaded and just looking for an excuse to buy another suit
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A confident guy wouldnât worry about something like that.
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This is a guy who can actually do headstands and he cant get a suit for Cork in 3 days. Iâd say its depressing but I wouldnt want to scare @carryharry
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A bijoux Dublin terraced house for 400k canât be expected to fit a bed AND a light in the room.
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