Well Fuck it anyway. The Locke dropped a clanger thread

Coming in the coast road there earlier. Needed a fill of petrol. Drove past the Maxol and the Circle K because they were too expensive. Headed for the Campus on the East Wall Road because the petrol is 5c a litre cheaper there. Took the turn for the station slightly too early and smashed the front wheel off the kern and made shit of the wall of the tyre. Itā€™s cost me about 90euro to save ā‚¬1.20.

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:grimacing::grimacing:

I just got the call about a clutch replacement for the wagon. I canā€™t type out the price as it would nearly make me cry.

It reminds me that saying
ā€no good deed goes unpunishedā€
I felt sorry for a lad who had to cycle to his rural home outside cork city on a damp evening last year so I told him hop in the van, after dropping him off he directed me up some Boreen as a short cut back , half way up the road I hit the biggest pothole in my life, fucked the tyre so here I am changing a wheel in the rain while yer man is prob sitting toasting himself by the fire watching tv :tired_face:

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We got a new fella in at work today and he shares every thought as it comes into his head.

I hadnā€™t (unlike others) the heart to give your sorry tale a like.
A man with your prosaic talents could have regaled us with a yarn of spotting the old doll from SuperValu as you were about to turn in and hence the bit of misfortune.

PMā€¦.

Stay away from that M50 will you for gods sake.

Is petrol one of the only things that Irish people give a fuck about price at that miniscule a level ? Imagine you were buying a pair of jeans for 60 quid and someone told you they were 58.80 in a shop ten minutes drive away. Not a hope youā€™d bother your hole.
Price of a pint is another one with fellas drinking in some shit hole to save 20c a pint or max two euro over the course of a night. They then spend 12 euro in the chipper and 15 quid on the taxi home and tell the driver to keep the 20.

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I think its because the price is emblazoned up on a big sign that you can easily see and drive beyond, muttering fuck him and his 1.57 the greedy cunt, yer man down the road is 1.55

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Thinking Fast and Slow explains this - weā€™re prisoners of our minds really

Itā€™s not that difficult to keep an eye on the price though. Itā€™s generally the same places that are decent value. So over the course of the year, making sure you usually use lower priced places saves a fair bit, particularly if youā€™re driving round the country in the Berlingo half the year.

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Are you suggesting that I should have TOLD LIES ON THE INTERNET

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This casts doubt on the veracity of some of @anon67715551ā€™s best yarns down the years.

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Iā€™m appalled

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Fuck it anyways

Donā€™t worry twas only football

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Whenever Iā€™d be bringing the mother (80) down to Limerick for a stay she spends her time all the way down comparing the price of petrol every where we pass (tubbercurry charlestown kilkelly ballindine milltown)with the price in Leitrim.Ooh itā€™s 3 cents cheaper here than Eugene Sweeneys.Hes a robbin bastard.

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Twas so close though. Disappointing.

Thank God!

I thought youā€™d pulled Facebook down again.

Smashed the glass on the stove lighting it.