Like I said kid, thereās always an oppotuinity
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Yesterday morning cooking breakfast while attempting to open a packet of rashers it somehow slipped and flew out of my hands and landed on the handle of the frying pan which flipped into the air spraying boiling fat all over the floor and my legs, burning me quite badly. I have a tear in a disc at the base of my spine which Iāve been doing a lot of rehab for and which has been much improved lately but in leaping back out of the way of the boiling oil I aggravated it quite badly and am now quite crippled and can barely move today. Luckily I canāt really feel the burns because Iāve taken so many painkillers for my back.
Fuck it anyway.
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When things go wrong and will not come right
Though you do the best you can
When life looks black as the hour of night
A pint of plain is your only man
When moneyās tight and hard to get
And your horse has also ran
When all you have is a heap of debt
A pint of plain is your only man
When health is bad and your heart feels strange
And your face is pale and wan
When doctors say you need a change
A pint of plain is your only man
When food is scarce and your larder bare
And no rashers grease your pan
When hunger grows as your meals are rare
A pint of plain is your only man
In time of trouble and lousey strife
You have still got a darling plan
You still can turn to a brighter life
A pint of plain is your only man
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Iād 5 pints of 00 Guinness last night
Friars walk Tavern
And they were gorgeous
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Youāre on the slippery slopeā¦
I know a lad had five pints of rock shandy one night.
He was dying the following day.
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The emascalation of man, all told in one paragraph.
If you focused more time on your dexerity instead of being an abusive cnut on here, then you might be better off.
sorry to hear that. Hope you get better on every front. try arnica on the burns, it will help
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Fucking hell glas. That is truly a shitshow. Hope you have a decent physio for the back thats the main thing. Take the drugs, get back moving as soon as you can and keep rehabbing.
You hadnt much to work with on the looks front so hopefully the burns add a bit of mystery/danger/hardness factor and you get to reap a bit of benefit.
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Fuckin hell.
Did you still get to have breakfast?
I had to run upstairs and jump into the bath and blast cold water on the burns first, ate a few painkillers, mopped the grease off the floor, finished the breakfast then and ate it, and then didnāt move for the rest of the day as the back increasingly seized up.
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Been going along to a great physio and quite advanced on back rehab and rehb for ankle surgery a while back which Iāve been delighted about. Back was about the best itās been in two years until this unfortunate but admittedly comical event, which adds insult to injury(ies).
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Tbh Iām not brilliant either
Wrecked
Na once off
Close mate lost his wife 4 months ago
And it was his first night out
He rang me,
Weād great craic tbh
But as I go to bed with an empty stomach normally by 10
I was grubbing at 11 last night
Even slept in
Met up with a load of others and though the only one not boozing,
It was a fantastic night
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Hard lines
Main lesson here is to buy a frying pan with a heavy base.
(Hope you recover quickly.)
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Frys are bad for you
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You poor cunt
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Thats absolutely horrible to hear. Hope you satrt to feel better. Rashers in a frying pan are the job, like chips in a chip pan. I horse everything into the air fryer now a days
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Pork chops left on the counter for dinner nicely seasoned.
Waa out in the garden strimming and came in and the cat, the cunt, had half of them eaten. Fuck it anyway
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