Well Fuck it anyway. The Locke dropped a clanger thread

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Cats wont eat chick peas mate

[Fagan_ODowd]

@StoneCold

Pork chops left on the counter for dinner nicely seasoned.

Waa out in the garden strimming and came in and the cat, the cunt, had half of them eaten. Fuck it anyway

Amateur hour.

[glenshane]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

Cats wont eat chick peas mate

Shrude

[maurice_brown]

@StoneCold

Pork chops left on the counter for dinner nicely seasoned.

Waa out in the garden strimming and came in and the cat, the cunt, had half of them eaten. Fuck it anyway

The butcher called one evening with a delivery for us. He was asked if he’d like a cuppa and he sat for a while chatting. Meanwhile my old German Shepherd had climbed into his jeep and ate the meat the butcher had for his own tea

[StoneCold]

Sorry mate i wasn’t aware that your advocacy extended to pork

[maurice_brown]

TSG is jewish

[habanerocat]

I knew it.
Christ on a bike….

[EstebanSexface]

An e-bike on a cycle path

[FatChops]

The dirty cunt. I’ve a tomcat that’s as bould as a Harty. Same story, any chance he’s in, up on the counter and tearing into anything that’s available. Sliced pan, rice cakes, butter… he goes all in cos he knows he’ll get a boot in the hole anyway so it’s smash and grab, cause maximum damage and get into as much shit as he can.

Kind of grudgingly appreciate his outlook.

[TreatyStones]

@FatChops

The dirty cunt. I’ve a tomcat that’s as bould as a Harty

[StoneCold]

These plebs

Balls.ie

[Locke]

Put the charger into the EV last night and went off to bed without turning the power on. 8 hours of half price electricity gone.

[Fagan_ODowd]

Bought a bottle of gin in SuperValu. Was in a hurry and went through superscan so I didn’t realise this cunt was on the bottle til I was in Dunmore.
Two thwacks of the pliers on the top of the cunt and the job was oxo.

[SAFE]

the liberal use of the word cunt suggested that this was quite the stuggle

[glasagusban]

In the latest episode I jarred my back on a hike last weekend, set it off a bit but not too bad. It tends to seize up from the lower back round to the hip flexors, takes a few days or more to settle usually. This time as the tension receded it seemed to all gather into my left glute. I went to a physio Thursday, no help. Worsened again overnight so went to a GP yesterday, she prescribed difene and six diazepam (two a day) to get the thing to relax. I’ve gone through four of the diazepam in the first day but no relent in the spasm in my left arse. Worse if anything. I’m supposed to be in Kilkee having a swim by now. Fuck it anyway.

[FatChops]

Did you try shoving your thumb up your hole?

[Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr]

A swim in Kilkee would be just the tonic for that. Get in there.

[glasagusban]

Been trying to drive the thumb into the left cheek to see can I find the knot and release it but I haven’t tried the hole, no.

[StoneCold]

Hip flexor stretches mate. Lots of them and get a sliothar or golf ball and try rub them into the affected area.

[Kyle]

Welcome to the club.