I had to ring the boss as well to tell him I’d be late. He nearly crashed his own car when I told him what happened
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You’re the king of this thread pal.
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Was that your lucky limerick tracksuit pants?
No. The dog ate the arse of that one but I got the wife to patch it back up.
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Signing in. On a holiday in Tenerife and visited the famed Siam Waterpark yesterday. Was on an inflatable with 3 other stag participants and upon landing off the Giant Dragon I absolutely smashed my big toe off a wall.
It’s swollen like fuck but in true heroic fashion I’ve mustered the strength to be crippled hungover today and also still walk 5 miles so far. I fully expect to be fit enough to find a pub showing Galway Monaghan on Grab All Association Go but may duck out of alcopop proceedings after Derry-Mayo.
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Stay away from cactuses over there. I heard they eat people
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Only if you’ve a tendency to hack lads with a machete
Alco pops ? Jayses
Went to give the beard a trim there, went to fade the sideburn into my hair, 4 to a 5 guard wasn’t on properly. Beard gone now.
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I did something similar the morning I asked my now wife to marry me. I got more annoyed than would have been expected and quickly had to settle down to not give the game away.
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