Cynthia is a cunt
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Could be worse. I was just on the verge on sending “sorry to hear about your cunt, hope all is well” to a friend of mine who’s aunt had just died. Only spotted it just as I was about to hit send.
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Was she a “beloved cunt”?
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See you aunty.
I’ve been given a new phone at work and am now having to use Android for the first time in 4 years. What are the apps you would classify add gamechangers?
Bumping this for the techies. I’ve got a Samsung Galaxy Note running on Android 6. It’s a fantastic phone, but I’d like to optimise it for maximum performance.
You’ll need to stitch in a new monster pocket into all of your trousers for a start, or strap it across your back.
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Delete all unnecessary apps, restrict those who consume the most power and back it up then factory reset and restore
It’s a baysht of a phone. I’ve nicknamed it “Comer”. Thankfully, I never carry the phone in my pocket for any length of time due to concerns over EMF negatively impacting my goolies.
The one I got has a 2.7 GHz Quad-Core Processor, so I’m happy to deal with the size in order to have that extra ‘poke’.
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Cheers Art. All the Google apps are unnecessary, but I cannot delete the cunts.
Where do you carry it, in your man bag?
In a pouch strapped to his belt , along with a Bluetooth ear piece in at all times
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A tinfoil pouch. It matches my hat.
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A fanny pack?! 
It was a serious question. Although, with the advent of Pokemon go, why would you ever put it away I suppose.
Sorry pal. I thought you were being facetious. No man bag - I’ve a jacket and a laptop bag, so it can go in one of those.
Got a Lumia 650 through work. Takes a bit of getting used to but tfk looks class on it tbf
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Has anyone got one of those Huawei P9’s yet?
Is the Galaxy S7 the best android phone on the market at the moment?