When will you travel abroad again?

Sorry to inform you oul’ stock but holidaying in Mallorca just doesn’t cut it in a thread of this stature. Paddy now needs to head to the most extreme and outlandish place and furnish reports of atin’ raw ducks (delish) and drinking exotic wines made from grapes fertilised with kangaroo shit and assorted daftness. Anywhere within 500 miles is just no use but that’s the way now - so it is.

It’s on my list.

Would they take you along for Wales?

Here’s my lass in Tenerife. We had such a lovely holiday

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Jaysus if going away with an extended family group like that you’d surely have to have yere own place to retreat to at the end of the night at least.

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I think you’re overegging Tenerife there, bud. Good for winter sun alright but no reason in the world to go there in the summer. It’s nicer than Gran Canaria alright but parts of Darndale are nicer than Gran Canaria.

He didn’t say it was family. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was planning on bringing 9 or 10 top posters from here away with him. Looks like at least one of @Fagan_ODowd or @anon67715551 made the cut.

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Southwest corner is absolutely lovely imho. We just had a really great time, having not expected much. We rented a car and used it to go different places most days, but didn’t travel far.

@Horsebox was top of the list until he jumped straight in with a cruel jibe.

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Two words for you my man

Santa Ponsa

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Lake garda.

There would be fuck all rebel tunes there

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Very valid point.

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Some nice scenery alright but bit too brits abroad for my liking.

A cruise would be nice and cheap now. Try and book one that would be full of Chinese.

There were none in that corner that we saw or met, probably a few in the hotel, but not many I was aware of, and no scrotes at all.
We went at Easter. The weather was beautiful.

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I have the number for a large house in Bundoran

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Great value to be had in cruises from Odessa at the moment. @TreatyStones could establish a 45 card school on board and fleece the punters.

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Which one is your lass @flattythehurdler

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Would it be fair to say they had your number also?