OK, guys. I want to disclose that despite rumours emanating about my status and with regards to my Italian lineage, I have yet to contract the Corona virus.
Which poster do we think will be the first to get it here? I reckon @TheUlteriorMotive should be safe enough anyway.
It should be fairly routine to figure out when @mac has been diagnosed, it’s bound to include “heinous” somewhere in the description of the subject.