Who will be the first forumer to contract the Corona virus?

OK, guys. I want to disclose that despite rumours emanating about my status and with regards to my Italian lineage, I have yet to contract the Corona virus.

Which poster do we think will be the first to get it here? I reckon @TheUlteriorMotive should be safe enough anyway.

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I’ll take bets on it.

What odds on @Fran?

I’ll get back to you on that.

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The surface area of @Mac nostrils could prove troublesome

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It should be fairly routine to figure out when @mac has been diagnosed, it’s bound to include “heinous” somewhere in the description of the subject.

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Can i bet on myself @Copper_pipe?

You can go fuck yourself.

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@myboyblue never leaves the basement, he’ll do fuck all

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Jaysus. I wasn’t expecting that…

Was it nice?

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Pretty sure @Raylan already has it

He’s 4/9 fav

surely international traveller with anteater features, mac, has to be top of the list?

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TFK Patient Zero :ronnyroar:

@mac and @raylan are beyond saving. They need to be taken out.

@anon61878697 … He’s toxic.

I hate other people and rarely mix in public…im extremely safe… I hope you can order swan to your door?

Wan of the Clare lads.

Half of North Clare must have it at this stage