Who will be the first forumer to contract the Corona virus?

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@Batigol is a cert here considering the sheer amount of Italian suitcases he has been firing onto the carousel in the past number of weeks.

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They love their hurling in Clare but they love their imported viruses as well.

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Iā€™m getting tested later today lads. Iā€™ll let ye know how it goes. Wish me luck.

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Pray for @Liqourice_Pipes

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I was going to call up to the auld boy this weekend and all. Fuck that

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Weā€™ll be in full Lockdown by then - Some craic in ALDI this evening!!!

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The supermarket might even get a few customers because of this

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Itā€™ll be a gold mine for likes for whoever gets it.

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The first person that admits they do have it will get the standard TFK response

TNH

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@iron_mike will be seething

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Imagine all the beetroot the needy lads will be smashing that day

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itll be a blood(coloured)bath

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@Fagan_ODowdā€™s home help really needs to be on the ball for the next few days.

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I reckon Iā€™m a prime candidate or it anyway kid. Hotels 3 nights a week. Iā€™ll surely get a room some night where some greasy Italian riddled with it sleepy in it the night before

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Howā€™d you get on in the clinic earlier?
I hope your better half is holding up.
Thoughts and prayers and all that.

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same as that chief, im on the road most weeks with lots of people to meet and lots of handshakes.

then thereā€™s brusselsā€¦

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@Tassotti

Lock the thread

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It could sprout from thereā€¦

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I think itā€™s going to be me.

  • I am not at all well today, at home today
  • I work in Macquarie Park. A 95 year old woman died of Covid -19 in Mac Park during the week and there are now more cases.
    #prayforfitzy
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