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Do I need to adjust the odds?
Somebody here has surely got it by now. Did you get it pal?
I reckon I could be a carrier. Shur I was in all the supermarkets during the middle of it. Never felt better
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You could be a super spreader Mike
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Iāll be a fucking hero. Iāll have sorted the whole herd immunity thing before Christmas. Theyāll build and knock a statue of me
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I actually died from the Covid. Iām actually here typing this from hell. Whatās hell like? Looks alot like Rathkeale on Christmas eve & smells like a tinkers armpit too.
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At least the WiFi is good
This virus is vicious - we need to cross-reference vs the missing members thread to find the real winner of the trophy.
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That would be the 5Gā¦ If ye only knew how evil it really isā¦
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5G at 60Ghz millimeter frequency interferes with oxygen absorption within lungs?
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Ditto
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Test in the morning
I hope Iām positive. Negative means another test in 7 days.
Iāll be able to fly off where I like with my immunity.
Latest odds on the āWho will be the first forum member to contract the Corona virus?ā
@TheUlteriorMotive 8/11
Prices for other members available on request. Just need to test out my algorithm first 
You can still mate either way, government guidelines on āgeeenlistsā arenāt worth the paper theyāre written on.
Bit late to this thread, I contracted the virus on Paddyās week in March, symptoms were just joint stiffness & fuzzy head, had it very mild thankfully, loss of taste/smell worst complaint.
Have noticed some odd things since then though. My taste & smell came back but some things are off. Turnips taste totally different now, Iāve had them in a few different places - they give off a burnt metallic taste on the pallet š¤·And even funnier still - farts now all smell like chicken manure to me 
So I think itās fair to say thereās some residual damage done to my olfactory senses by Covid.
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ALL BETS ARE OFF
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