Who Would Win The Following Fight On Aggregate?

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1st Leg, Arctic Ocean: Polar Bear vs Lion

2nd Leg, Sahara Desert: Lion vs Polar Bear

Was thinking about this one earlier this evening and couldn’t reach a definitive decision one way or the other.

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I’d fancy the bear over the two legs…bears have good stamina

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You say leg 1 is in the Artic Ocean? Is it actually in the ocean or on an iceberg of some sort?

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I don’t think the climate would affect the bears use of his paws toomuch either way but the Lion would be fucked on ice I’d say…definately the bear for me

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Initially on an iceberg but the possibility always exists that momentum may take either competitor into the ocean.

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Ya definitely edging towards the bear. I think I’ve seen the polar bear described as natures most perfectly designed killer.

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nope that’s a great white

check out this hardy fucker

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Suyash, an expert on inter species conflict, reckons the Polar Bear wins 8 times out of ten.

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Interspecies-Conflict-3754/polar-bear-vs-lion.htm

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I think i recall you posing this question in the gaff a few days ago, is it something that’s been bothering you lately? If so, why?

I’ve gone with “Don’t Know” pending further information on the age, gender, height, weight, paw-span, previous record in inter-species brawls and sexual preferences of the two competitors.

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I’d batter both the fuckers

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[quote=“The Runt”]Suyash, an expert on inter species conflict, reckons the Polar Bear wins 8 times out of ten.

http://en.allexperts.com/q/Interspecies-Conflict-3754/polar-bear-vs-lion.htm[/quote]

See, other people ponder these important questions too.

I was edging towards the lion earlier. I didn’t realise the polar bear is so powerful.

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when are you free ?

i’ll supply the lion and polar bear, and to make it a bit easier you can take them on one at a time

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That wouldn’t be fair to them.

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oh no, i insist

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How could they withstand the might of my sawn off shot gun. Bang bang.

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you don’t batter someone with a shotgun, you shoot them

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To many unknowns

Will they have an acclimatisation period in each location?
How long does the fight last and is it broken into a number of seperate rounds?
Where are the judges from?
Are there any weight restrictions for either competitor?
Is it a no holds barred contest or is the use of props illegal?
Do away points count as double in the event of a tie?

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The lion wouldnt get out of the Arctic ocean.

Also, dont polar bears only reside in the Antarctic so a first leg on neutral ground is hardly fair

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there are a lot of variables to this…how long is the bear out of hibernation…saw a documentory about polar bears when they come out of hibernation they have little or no energy and he wouldn’t be worth a wank to scrap…also reckon that the bear wouldn’t last too long in the heat…

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So, I think we can tentatively conclude that football managers should change the analogy to:

‘He showed the heart of a polar bear to play on through the pain barrier.’